September 1st 2005 10:24 am
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My doggish superiority has FINALLY been recognized because I received TWO gifts from the parental humans yesterday. One was the LARGEST rawhide bone I've ever seen, and the other a squeeky stuffed ghost with ropes for arms and legs.

Norrrrmally, I am just too mature to play with these stuffed toys, but I decided to amuse the humans and pommel the thing for a bit. The toy's head is a mere "ghost" of what it used to be - hahahahahaha! Ahhhhh, I kill me.

That cat better not touch my bone while the people are at work. He thinks he's so handsome in his stupid paw-print collar...I'll show him who's handsome. ME! HA!