It's been awhile folks

When you're living life in the fast lane like me, there's hardly any time to devote to my dear diary. But just for you, I'll try my darndest.

I've become quite the hot dog and have been doing some modelling. What can I say, I was just born with that certain flair. Come Spring you may be seeing my mug here and there, oh yeeeaah watch out for the Harley-meister.

Mom hasn't brought me to work with her in over a week. This is just unacceptable. I can't believe she would even fathom leaving me at home for so many days in a row. She clearly does not understand the ramifications of her actions. I swear, if this continues I may just have to sever all ties. Ok maybe I won't do something that extreme. But there will be consequences.

I'm off to drop a deuce.

My breath smells so bad

Man my breath smells so bad I can hardly stand it. Wooo weee. Every time I open my mouth to yawn a big wave of stink floats up to my nose and I just cringe. I think it's time for one of those super powered cleanings where they knock you out and buzz your teeth to pearly whiteness.

Oh yeeeeh beh beh

Betcha jealous of my sweet doggles.

http://ganya.crypticlogic.com/doggles.jpg

Fight with the Octopus

I got into a fight today. With a lean mean octopus. Check me out:

http://ganya.crypticlogic.com/harmov.MOV

Hello world!

Behold my very first diary entry of my life. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous seeing that I'll be 2 this April, but trust me fellow dogonians, if I had known about this convenient little online doodad diary I would've been all up in this business long ago.

I suppose I should start by giving you a rundown of my life thus far, to get you up to speed. When I was just a wee puffball I was the last in my litter to go to a new home. I KNOW I KNOW you're thinking what's up with that?! I was most def the cutest patootie, but everyone wants a prissy girl Maltese so they couldn't handle my machismo. Finally a couple came and got me in exchange for some flat green things. I didn't know what they were at the time, but I know now that they must have been steamrolled Greenies. See? I'm worth A LOT.

So when I got to my new home there was this giganto prissy Maltese there so I was like ok this is cool, I can hang. Well it turns out that the big prissy was so not cool and spent the day terrorizing me. Yeesh. After 7 moons of this madness, these 2 people came over to check me out. So I zoomed around the living room for all to see and demonstrated my most awesome hurdling skills by leaping over my bed in the process. A few days after that, those 2 people came back and exchanged me for some more steamrolled Greenies. Thus was the beginning of my life at my 2nd new (and final) home.

Now it doesn't get all peachy and rosy after that, nosireebob. People are so gosh darn picky. If I wanna pee right here, why can't I?? What's the big dealio? Doesn't bother me one bit. Hmph. Well I couldn't win that battle so I caved and followed the rules. But that wasn't the end of the rules. Nope. I started school. Once a week with a buncha other dogaloos at the park and the rest of the week I had to practice my mad skills at home. Sometimes I just really didn't want to be at class, but now that I'm through with it all I'm glad because Napoleon says you have to have good skills.

In June of '04, mom and I moved from LA to SD. I miss LA sometimes, but SD isn't all that bad. I have a new sidekick here. His name is Nacho and he's got this really weird abnormally long body and short pudge legs. But anyway, remember that I told you about him because I'll probably be mentioning him again in my escapades.

Laissez les bons temps rouler!