Jarvis the Brown Menace

Anyone know a good lawyer?

June 6th 2010 7:18 am
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That's what I need. Canine Counsel. See, my Invisible Fence is broken. I really hadn't noticed much. I've left my boundaries, but always can runnin when called. Not the other night. New dogs on a walk. Off I went. INTO THE STREET!!!! Mom says she was yellin for me to stop and whatnot. I'm not so sure. I need representation to protect my rights. I was coerced into that street. Mom was neglectful in her duties.

Anyhow, as a result of my Forrest Gump Run, I'm grounded. On house arrest if you will. I can't go anywhere without Eagle Eye Mom watchin me. She says the fence people will be here this week and my sentence will be lifted. Until then no poo will go unwatched.....I hate this!

 
 

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Barked by: Honey 1994-2007 (Dogster Member)

June 8th 2010 at 11:19 am

I have an excellent lawyer that I'm no longer using. He's a bulldog! I'm sure he'll take your case.






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