The Dog Days Of Summer

MYSPACE GOT NOTHIN ON THIS!!!! I was real mad when I tried to make an account there sayin I couldn't make one just cause I was a dog... why ppl be hatin on our four legged crew? We always do wat u humans say.... sit, stay, roll over ( O wait I didn't learn that one yet)," No Snoopy don't sit on the couch, we just bought it" ... or one of my favorites, " Snoopy please stop begging for food, you just ate 5 minutes ago." Its not my fault I'm always hungry i got my iron stomach from my dog parents. That just passed down from generation to generation and it is something I am very proud of....
...So anyway lemme talk about what I did today. Nothing out of the ordinary, just that I couldn't sleep too late cause some guys were doing construction outside and I couldn't pass up the chance to bark at them. I love making noise in my neighborhood, it's too quiet livin in the suburbs. Later I went outside and laid down in the shade. It was soo hot today and it was even hotter because my hair grew back :( . Don't tell anyone I said this but I'm actually looking forward to my next haircut appointment. Then maybe I can actually run around outside without drinkin a gallon of water every five seconds...
Well ppl and animals all over the globe I'm signing off for now, gotta catch up on my Z's!
Peace, Luv, And Lots of Porkchops,
Snoop Diggity Dogg