August 15th 2012 5:28 pm
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I am the Supreme Allied Commander (SAC) and therefore I get the perks, the spoils of war, the tea in china cups in my tent on the Western Front.
So why, all of a sudden, is there this other officer that has been brought in, messing with my war, my front, my victories.
The JCS call him KITTY.
He's moved into my HQ and set up his own objectives against geckos and spiders. NOT the enemy, we're after the FTRL and the varmint Cong.
But NO....he's set up his own Maginot line in the mud room. DID HE LEARN NOTHING from Von Schlieffen???? What kind of general officer purposefully sets up a two-front war as part of his STRATPLAN??
I am the SAC, and this "KITTY" is going down - I'm gonna school him like Ike did MacArthur; like Grant did Burnside.
(Editor's note: the dog is just peeved that there is now a cat he has to live with, and that he can't play with the cat's toys, or go in the cat's room, or eat said cat.)
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I suggest you go Vietnam style and become a Tunnel Rat. Tunnel your way through the dry wall, into the cat's room, and take no prisoners. I was forced to tunnel my way into the screened back porch to get a cat off. The spoils of war are not pretty.