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its November, and can't wait til its Christmas Sox, hanging- by dat Fireplace..."SOX? WHAT SOX?"

November 12th 2005 4:35 pm
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Hello ebweywon, Finally, I can use da computer so as to tell talltails ubout wonefull lil me--- aka da Luna Bear.
On most ub da days, I yam TOO TOO GOOD. Nope, no chewing eberfing up all da time now--- mose o dat stuff wadnt real tasty anyways.
Now I finks to onwey chew on da sox as dey r willy vewry speshel, cuz I find em in twos. Yup.
And sometimes, eff I yam lucky, I can eben find da undies dat are hers too... :-) hehehe
Well, eff yer sniffn round fur da sox, n you smelzs somfin dats like weally yummy, den they are prowbly off ub da humanz, en they are available...yep, das rite, fur sure dey are jes fur me!
Sooo very sneakawe n quietwe, I sneaks em out da door to da wbig grazzy yard were pon I cheewz em ento shweds. Yep, weally! I chews em both up ento little shweds!! Ahhh Christmas! I WUB DA SOX DA BEST becuz ub da wonerfur smellz on dem AND dey come en twos which is better dan ones.
And that means more fun fur me! Well, da point ub this tail is.. It is almost Chwistmas, and as everyone knows.... to git two fur one IS a bargain. Let's all just be grateful and ENJOY what yew gets fur the holiday! fa la la la la ... la la la la! Luna Bear

 

Say What? It's my burfday? YEAH!!

March 27th 2006 2:10 pm
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Hello dere fur-endz.
Yup, itz me, da Luna Bear, 'n today I yam 2 years old.

Burfdays are juz wonnerful fur da dogs. Alweddy, I'z been to da park fur a squirrel hide 'n seek adventure--I juz LUBS all doze squirrels ober dere livin in da rocks. See, I waz juz a sniffin roun like uzual, den... all ub a sudden... dey pop up....furz one, den tew, den lots of em-- eberywear ....but den juz as fast...dere gone. Hey, dey juz dizapeered!!!! Verwey amazing! But wear eber do dey go, anywayz??... hmmmmm....getz tiring thinking bout all dat.

(yawn) Yup (yawn) after da nap (yawn) I gots lots to do today...zzzzzzzzz

Hey, fink I heard da refrige juz open up...
...An She sez,
Luna Bear! It's frosty paws time ...
YUM!
Did ja hear dat burfdays are juz wonnerful fur da dogs??
En dats et-- fur now.
lub tew yew all,
Luna Bear
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Just waiting for Easter--Where's the Peeps?

April 14th 2006 11:46 am
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Ar-rooooooooooooo! Ar-ooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi eberone.
It's da Luna Bear woofin da news....an dis is da LATEST bein tol by me roun my neberhood...
Ders A WABBIT ALERT! A WABBIT ALERT!!
Woofs out dat da neaky wabbit has been hoppin roun in da grazzy yards ober here. 'Parently, da eggz are mizzin from der hens coop an all da peeps are mizzin too!
Be on da sniff okay?
Laz time dis happened, dey wer foun in me vewy own grazzy yard....not eben berried in da groun or nuffin. (hmmm. Guess I was busy wen it happened---cuz I didn' see nuffin).
Since no one had tol me bout dat ol wabbit, dis weally was a vewy miz-ti-fy-in' pawbum fur me....howeber, I ben finkin bout dis.
En dats why da Luna Bear woofs tew eberone today...
Da woof is dat:

Dis time, on Dat day I Will Get Dat Wabbit...hehehe
An den guezz wat? You can keep da crunchy eggz---
ALL DOZ PEEPS ARE FUR ME!

YUM an Lub tew yew all
Luna Bear
(yawn) I gotta go wrest up now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

....Sometimes dos kittys do not smell real good!

July 25th 2006 2:42 pm
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Hello tew eberyone,
It's da Luna Bear here wif a tail ub my latest adventure...
Last nite der was a noise in da big grazzy yard, so I woofed an woofed to eberyone dat I had tew check it out wite away, an tew let me go outside---
WITE NOW !
Well, I went weal fast...ar-oooooooo an ar-oooooooooo 'en as loud as
I could, so whateber it was would know dat I was weal serious 'bout da situashun out dere.
So after I rounded da corner ub da house, der WAS sumfin...
Hey, it's da kitty! I saw a pwetty black an white kitty! I ran ober der quick as I could, 'cuz I weally lub kittys alot you know, but neber did I eber fink dat
dis rotten kitty would do sumpfin weal bad to me.
...WHEW-EEEE!!!! I didn't know dat kittys could make such a tewwible stink like dat. It Was Juz Awful I Tell Yew---my nose burned---my eyes burned.
I ran as fast as a basset eber HAS ran, tew find my way back tew da house.
I could hawdly see anyfing! All dat was bad enuff, but den it got badder...
At 11pm I got a bath--- OUTSIDE ! Dey put some tomato-ey stuff all ober me an kept yellin' sompfin like:
" Stop it Luna Bear! Quit eatin dat up! Don't lick yerself! No-no-NO-OOO! "
Finally, dey dwied me off an sed it was bed time fer us. Dat CwazZy person who lubs me, put sompfin called 'VICKS VAPOR RUB' on her nose an we went tew bed togedder
jez like usual.
Dat was da end of my adventure. Hope yew liked hearin about it!
Lub tew yew all,
da Luna Bear
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

" I been Finkin' About Dos Stinkin' Black n White Kittys, - Blues "

September 3rd 2006 12:16 pm
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Hello eberyone,
It's Septembewr alweady. Soon I will ar-ooo ar-ooooo again at lots n lots ub dos two-leggers when dey walk past, going to der "school" . (?? )
It's juz down the sidewalk.
I know dis cuz when I go fowr walks I find lots ub intewesting sandwitch pawts an weally yummy candy wappers---
I always twy hawd to get at em ALL!

In da ebeningtimes, it's still vewy nice to be laying outside--- just to be
finking about lotsa fengs--- and to watch ober fer any goings on in my big gwazzy yawd...
Ar-ooooooo ! Da woof is dis..

'member dat I told yew bout dos stinking black and white kittys who
attacked me?
Well, they don't get to come in my big gwazzy yawd...
... NEBER EBER again!
My mom bwocked all ub dere pwaces dat dey could fit thwu.

Hmmmm.
I been finking bout dis.
Just in case...
I pwomise dat:

** I Will Now An Foweber,
**Always Be Vewy VEWY Polite
**Tew All Ub Dos Black 'n White Kittys.

Yup.
Because I learned da hawd way, dat
dat is da ONLY way to eber get along wif
dos **%^$#@*$%*^*&* stinking fengs.....
Ar-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Lu b tew all my furends :)
Luna Bear zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Part 1. "WAAAAAAAA!" There is a brand new baby around- here!

September 23rd 2006 7:37 pm
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Hi eberyone,
Sowwey I haben't been witing in da diawy....did yew miss me??
Well, it's all becuz ub my mom.
See she is weally busy with dat bwand new 2-legger grandbaby, named Noah. Dis is her vewy 1st one. Him was bown on 8/26/06 and is pwetty cute fer a 2-legger baby I suppose.
When he cums ober, she is Aw-ways holdin' Noah--an kissin on him--an awl dat kine ub stuff on him now!
_____________________________
She Says, she lubs me a wot.
("Yes, I STILL DO and ALWAYS WILL, Luna Bear!")
Howeber, I am a (teeny) bit wowwied 'bout dat baby....an me....
("Hey, I love you THIS MUCH, Luna Bear!")
Geez! I hope I hope I hope she weally weally means dat!!!!!!
("Of course I do, Luna Bear!")

_____________________________
So, I tol her about dat world famous moobie,
_____"Da Lady n da Tramp"_____
She said she saw it once...
Yup I tol her dat I fink she needs to re fwesh da memowy, an watch it ober again, an den OBER again, jus in case she didn't get it da first or second time...if ya know what I mean.
Dose tew-leggers ub hers dat had dat Noah baby said I can't be sniffin awound da "di-dee's" or eben lickin' on dat babyface yet, becuz him is sooooo widdle...
Hhmmpphhhh... he wooks way big enuff tew me.

Snooters,
Luna Bear zzzzzzzzzz

 

Part 2. "WAAAAAAAA!" There's a Brand New Baby Around- Here!

September 25th 2006 5:22 pm
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Hello ebre wone

The woof is dis:
I heawd fwom my fwend today.
He tol me sum weally impotant stuff about dat 2-legged gwanbaby (named Noah) dat has come into ow libes recentwey....
I'm sharing his VEWY IMPOTANT ADVICE wif all da houndies who mite be haben da same pwobwem as me!!!


Dis is his woof:
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'Tis me, Sebastian in FL, woofin' at ya. My mom an' I wike da foto ob you an' yur mom. Vewwwwwwy sweet.
Congwats to you and your mom on da awwival ob da human gwan-baby! Dat is soooo excitin'!
Wet me tell ya a widdle secwet, Luna. You will gwow up wif da ababy, and you will be da baby's faborite houndie.
It's da troof! Ackchewally, YOU will help waise da baby,
teachin' da baby sum weally impawtant fings, wike how to be gentle and pet da houndie softwy. Dose are called "wife wessons." :-)
Oh! An' anudder fing! Yur mom has a big, stwetchy heawrt dat has wot and wots ob woom in it. She wuvs you an awesome HUGE amount an' awways will! Da gwan-baby is totawwy wuvved, and you are totawwy wuvved, too. I don' unnerstand how dat wurks, but it does. Twust me. :-)
Human heawrts are amazin' fings, Luna Bear.

Lub n' snooter smooches,
Sebastian "
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Well I fink dat Sebastian is da Dr. Phil ub da hounds!

I YAM a HAPPY HOUNDETTE--- once again---an dat is da twoof!!!

Lub to you all
Luna Bear xxoo

 

Happy New Ears Eberyone!

January 4th 2007 10:25 am
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Hello Eberyone,
Yup!
It is a New Ear!
Dis is what does 2 leggers say anyways...
I still got da same ears I hab before.
I checked on da mama's ears and dey are da same ones, too!
Maybe I yam not sure zatctly what dat means....

I want yew all to see da BIG pwate ub Tweats in dat new photo my mama put on my webpage. Wooks weally yummy huh?
Dats me wookin' at all da food.
It wasn't all mine doe---I had only a wittle bit off ub the pwate and dat was not wight because I yam a vewy BIG BONED houndette.

Da Vetman says I weigh 99 lbs, and said dat I must wooze 10 lbs...
Siwwy Vetman.
What does he know about hounds who get weally hungry anyways...
Phatooey!
I yam one houndette who needs WOTS ub food---not juz a wittle bit!!!
When will dey eber wearn dis fact???

My mama says da New Ears Wesolution is fow ME to wooze 10 lbs.
Hehehehe...
In my opinion, it is SHE who needs to wooze da 10 lbs!
Ar-oooooooooooo!
Lub tew awl in 2007,

xoooxx
Luna Bear
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Der awe NO wawm bweezes a-bwoing hewe in So Califownia...

February 2nd 2007 1:47 pm
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Hi tew eberyone!

It is now da monf ub Febwuawy
and its da winter time
hewe in So Califownia.
It has been vewy vewy chiwwy outside awwight.
I been noticing dis wen we go fow da wawkies
in da ebeningtime.

Now some ub yew hounds may be libin' in anoder pwace
wike da state ub New Yowk or Montana or Minnisota
or sumpwace else dat I hear gets
weally WEALLY cold outside.
Some ub yew eben dwess up in dog cwothes
to stay wawm on yer wawkies.

When it is snowing ober dere
yew awe pwobably
zzzzz zzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ing
by dat nice wawm fiwepwace in da house
(ohhhh hopefuwwy!)
and awe eben
Califownia Dweamin'...
dweamin' ub coming to lib in wawm owd So Califownia.

Yew pwobabwy fink dat
dere is wots ub dose
nice and wawm
bweezes a-bwoing
in So Califownia in da monf ub Febwuawy.

Well yew awe
vewy vewy vewy
wong wong wong.
hehehe.
Yew AWE dweamin'
because dat is not da twoof.
Der awe no wawm bweezes a-bwoing.
Nope.

I'll let yew in on my seekwett
...sshivver...
I yam still going fer my wawkies in da nude
jus like I do when its da summewtime
and
I YAM FWEEZING
so
SEND BWANKIES!

xooxx and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Luna Bear

 

WOW! I yam.... Almost Famous???? hehehe!

February 7th 2007 5:20 pm
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Hello to eberyone!
Yup.
Today was a vewy wonnerful day fer me.
This is because dose nice guys at Dogster
chose me as
Todays Featured Pick/Diary Central!

Gee and I thought eberyone
just looked at the doggie photos
and didn't wead da doggie stories...
oops, my mistake.

So Dogster Guys,
fank you soooooo much!
I yam humbled.
hmmmm...
well sort ub humbled.

Lub to yew all xooxx
Luna Bear
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
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