Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was a cute doggie
Never went outside when it was too foggy.
He adores socks and treats,
Once he even ate our sheets!
He enjoys chasing rabbits,
I guess these are his habits!
He met a cute beagle one day,
and they decided to play.
Her name was Daisy
and she is quite crazy!
He likes going to the Doggie Day Care;
He just has so many friends there!
When Jodi and Stahly come by
He shows he can give a High Five.
He waits for Jeff to come home,
'cuz being with him is awesome!
He chases Shaun around the house
and he looks like a kangaroo mouse! ;)
But who does he love the best?
It's Anna - you guessed! :)

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answers by various dogs:
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

(Joke from travelingdogs.com)

Life Lessons Learned from your Dog

Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
4. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
5. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
6. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
7. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

(Joke from travelingdogs.com)