July 10th 2005 3:45 pm
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I'm so excited. Mommie picked ME!, yes ME! to go for a car ride today. Usually I'm the one who sees my sisters leave in the car and I get left behind. It's not fair. But today, glory be, I got to go and I got to go by myself!
Mom says I rarely go in the car cuz I get car sick. I know she tried to acclimate me to the car, but I just get too scared. But I was real good today and I didn't throw up once. Mom was real happy with me. However, she did trick me. She told me we were going to the pet store. We did pull up at the pet store, but we got line in behind a bunch of other doggies. I was bigger than most of them. Ya see, I'm the munchkin at home as my two sisters are much bigger than me. Then when Mummie finished with being in line, we went into the pet store and instead of taking me to eat some treats, she took me to the evil man wearing a lab coat and he was holding two very large needles. This evil man took my blood, then shot me full of something else next. But I was a good boy. I didn't yelp once and I stood real still. Fortunately, it was quick and mom took me to where the treats were. I got to eat a biscuit right out of the box that was near the floor. Aren't I cool.
Then, mommie drove to store nearby and let me go in. It said Best Buy on the outside, and all the folks inside scratched my ears, and said nice things to me. I had fun.
Then I got to sit in mommies lap while she drove home and I got to return to my compost bin. Yummie, it tastes so good.
Wonder when Mom will let me go again!
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