November 17th 2005 12:25 pm
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This afternoon Mommy says that Biscuit and I have to have baths because we're stinky. We went to the dog park yesterday and I had great fun rolling in the mud, but my fur is kind of clumpy now. I don't mind baths so much, but Biscuit puts up such a big fuss and ends up getting Mommy and the counter wet. What a suck!
Mommy and Daddy brought us home some new sausage the other day called Deli Fresh. They thought it would make me fart less than Rollover because it has fresh chicken, pasta, peas and carrots in it. Boy, were they wrong! I farted so much the first night Mommy gave it to us, that I she says I almost stunk her and Daddy out of the room. She got up at 4:00 AM and made me go outside to have a poo. Then she e-mailed her friend Kim from the puppy park and told her thanks for suggesting Deli Fresh to us. I don't mean too, but I keep farting thanks to this Deli Fresh and even I have to admit it's pretty stinky. Daddy called me Farticus that night and then he and Mommy joked about, "I'm Farticus", "No, I'm Farticus." They sure are weird.
Mommy gave me some yoghurt which is supposed to help and says no more Deli Fresh for me. Apparently my farts are a little less offensive and often when I've had Rollover.
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