May 25th 2006 11:10 pm
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So in my last entry (two minutes ago, hehe) I told you all about the horror I have to be subjected to every day while mom and dad are at work... well they always leave me, so to show them one night I chewed up their new couch cushion.. that would teach them to leave me all alone, right?? WRONG!! Instead they brought me a JAIL CELL and now every time they leave they lock me up behind bars!! What am I, some kind of couch cusion eating convict?? I plead the fifth!! I did nothing!! You did not catch me in the act!! ........it was Charlie, yeah!

But yeah no matter what I try to say, of course, they don't listen! :( I tried telling them it was that sneaky ninja cat of theirs, Double-Oh, he is such an instigator... he knocks yummy food off the counters, so of course I have to eat it! Why let such delicious food go to waste?? Mom and dad don't see it that way, though... so now I am subjected to... THE CRAAAATE... every day while they are away at work!! Its so humiliating!

Charlie gets to walk around the house, scott free while I get locked up behind bars, every day.. :(