Humidity Sucks

Man, living in the province of Ontario sucks. It is so humid, my human won't take me for walks. She says it isn't good for me to be out in this weather. She took my sister, Ember out today. I was jealous even though she gave me a new bone. When Ember got back, I found out she was only at the vet's. HAHA! I get to keep my new bone anyway! Now I'm not jealous. I'll take a new bone over the vet's any day!

Oh no, what am I to do?

Did you hear? My human is thinking of adopting another dog! She better not want to play with my toys! I'm beginning to feel a little outnumbered. That will be a total of 4 females to 2 males in this house. I can't believe this. Off to suck on a teddy!