June 25th 2008 12:59 pm
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Looks like a diary...*glares at mom*
Look it has an entry that is waaaay old...so old I can't remember I ever wrote that *continues to shoot mom the evil eye*
Mom swooped me up yesty day and gave me a bath...mean I tell you jest mean and I wuz the first. She sez I don't keep myself very clean so she has to do.
Lissen mom...a little tid bit fur you... I am a ...dog....yes, believe or not I am not a human child. I know you think I and my furblins are but we are not....we like our smell...we like the ooey gooey stuff clinging to us...give us something to taste when we want to.
Please remember this...
Now today wuz more funner..we went to the dog park, where I chased everyone around acting all mean. I like to charge big dogs...mom sez one of these days....I am gonna get the full meaning of "they are bigger than you"...whatever...human talk again...hellloooo not a human here...dog... I am a dog...helloooo
OK I am gonna go snore in the sun a bit
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