August 1st 2006 5:48 pm
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I gots to be announced King today wif my sweetie Savannah. Wow!! I am sooo pucited, I did the pugtona run all around grammies house and up and down the steep stairs.
I even had to stop hepin grammy sort out her dog sweater yarn, so I could go to my corninatizion....I decided that since Gus looks mean, but he is really gallant, I would knight him so he can keep the puparotizee off me.
I sit upon my throne wif the queeny Savannah and watch the pug peeps in my kingdom come and go....I also have a snack septom, so when one of the peeps comes and bows before me, I will touch them righ and left and bonies and treaties will rain upon them in abundance in the Pugdom.
I am sooo happy....I think I need to go pee...

King Whiz..oh! errr umm Wheez, it's Wheez ha, ha...now about me peein....*goes outside and looks for a kingly tree*