August 30th 2007 7:49 pm
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Today was a scorcher here in the Northwest...gots hot today.
I was jest layin around mindin my own business, when mom...sneaky hooman, called me into that place called a bathroom.
She was all cooing and tellin me I had a handsum face and butt..woowoo..I likes when she scratches the backs of my legs and tells me I have a sexy butt. *wiggle, wiggle*
Then....she shuts the door and I was on the wrong side...I knew sumpin wuz up right there and then.
I get skeered purdy easy and she knows it. I wud not get in the tub thing, so bein the strong mom she is, she picks me up and puts me in.
I tell you I had enuff of mom and water...(Las time she tried to drown me in the river...reaally)
But..I am a good boy and I always try and be good so I sat there and shivered while mom sang her dumb song tryin to calm me down. ( I had visions of that river episode)
I cud hear Wheezer scratchin and cryin on the other side tryin to save me...he jest ain't strong enuff...he needs to get thumbys so he can turn the door handle....
Now I am finally free I am runnin around like no doggies business. Mom calls it the froggy dance cause I get my back legs all tucked under me and jumps around all happy. Its fun.
Anyhoo I came out a live fer one more day...
Gus a Mus
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