April 10th 2012 6:18 am
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When I was a pup I was afraid of big dogs. I'd run the other way or pat at mum's legs until she picked me up or hunker down submissively in hopes of not being eaten. Now... Big dogs are my bitches.
This morning I charged the sweet rescue black lab mix again. Took black lab mix's two owners blocking me and mum pulling me away before I made really loud snarly sounds at the heels of black lab mix. I'm not my fault though. I'm mum & dad's fault. They never really disciplined me as a pup. Or as dad says "I shoulda beat her when she was growing up." All I know is it's a good thing mum & dad don't have anything more than me cause if they'd had kids without fur they'd be the parents of spoiled losers that never graduate high school, can't keep even the most menial of jobs and end up moved back in with them at 45yrs old, which is ironically my dog year age. Ha Ha Ha. Yup... Sure is a good thing all mum & dad got is little 'ol outta control me. Woof! :-)
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Maybe your humans can email Cesar Millan the Dog Whisperer and ask him to come visit you. We tried that with Puffy but he wasn't interested in my furbrother.