May 30th 2009 10:46 am
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they call it an elizabethan collar. i call it torture.
it's especially hard when i drop a piece of cookie on the floor, and try to pick it up, or when i come around corners or go up stairs.
everyone is avoiding me, including telly.
i feel so sad.
i can't wait until my eye is better. then mommy says i can have this thing off.
i think if the CIA is into torture, they should make their gitmo prisoners wear one of these all day. they'll get all kinds of confessions, guilty or not. anything to get this thing of your head, man!