Mmmmmmmm...Turkey

Well, my mom says my birthday isn't until tomorrow, but I think she is wrong because yesterday was the best day ever. I got TONS of turkey! Not only turkey, but also ham, duck, bacon, mashed potatoes, stuffing, pumpkin pie, sweet potatoe pie, green beans, salami, cheese, chicken wings, and I don't even know what else! I overheard someone say that they do this every year. Well, why wasn't I ever invited? Probably because of that big Boomie-Dog. Everyone thought he would chomp off my head in one clean swoop,but he's actually quite friendly. I'll have to show you the pictures of us waiting patiently for turkey. I made him wait in line behind me. Ironically, I was always first in line. Hehehehe. For a big dog, he sure does let me push him around.

My mom is about to take me shopping for my birthday. She already got me some presents (I peeked! I got a pup tent..hehe, blankie, Santa costume *rolls eyes*, and a toy). I also get a free toy from Petsmart. AND my mom said we have to go get treats for my friends for my birthday party. What's up with that? Its my birthday and I have to give them treats and pizzles? My mom must have lost her mind. I guess that leaves less money for my mom to spend on sweaters and other stupid stuff. That's good.

Oh yeah! I'm also going to officially have a dad! Whoo-hoo! My dad gave my mom this rock. My mom showed it to me but it was stuck to her finger and I was like "So, is there chicken inside of it or what? What's the big deal?" My mom seems to love it. Why would anyone love something that doesn't taste like chicken? I don't know.

I gotta get ready for my shopping trip. Happy Howlidays everyone!!!

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