December 9th 2013 5:17 pm
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Darn it all, Mom just told me I was a diary pick either yesterday OR the day before, she doesn't know which one. Nice, Mom, really makes my day to find out about it AFTER the fact!!!! That illustrates another problem with getting NO email from Dogster...not only did I not know I was a diary pick but I also did not know I had received comments AND gifts!!
I had to go along over to work with Tonya today cuz Mom finally decided since it was snowing and some of the appoints didn't come in that she would groom ME. I really HATE to be groomed which drives Mom crazy. She says after all these years I ought to realize it isn't gonna kill me and it is a fact of life if you're a poodle.
Well, I have come up with a solution. I get myself so nervous when Tonya bathes me that I get a sick stomach. Then, when Mom is drying me on the table I need to spin around to keep away from that stupid Force Dryer. Trust me, it is aptly named!
Anyway, all that spinning sure made my tummy really sick so finally I puked all over the table. Mom didn't even notice until she was wondering where all the water came from. I guess my puked up cat food was the same color as the hair she was cutting off me, BOL!
Anyway, that puking on HER table sure made her hurry up my groom! Sadly, unlike the first time I tried that trick, this time she knew I really wasn't sick so she kept grooming.
But, I saved the best for last, especially since it was time for their lunch. I ran out to the lunch area and left a HUGE, smushy cuz I was nervous, poop trail all around the table, hehehe! It seems I had lots of poop available since Mom never learns and she fed the new kitten, Edgar, behind the expen in the bedroom. She must have forgotten that I can fit UNDER the futon which brings me right over to the wall where she leaves a space big enough for the cats to get in to get the food. Hehehe, I am SMALLER than Smokey so I fit right in there!!!
Needless to say, Momsie and Tonya did not enjoy their lunch and I suspect they will think twice before subjecting me to another groom very soon, BOL! I also suspect Momsie dear will only be feeding the kitten in the bedroom DURING the day whilst I am locked out of the bedroom, BOOOOOO!
I feel for you..... thankfully we just get brushed and thats it !!
Congratulations on your Dogster honor Beanie. I too don't like being groomed or dried with the blow dryer. I'll have to remember the puking trick the next time momma give me the "full treatment", but for now, since it is cold here momma is letting my hair grow out.