December 4th 2013 2:22 pm
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Many years ago me and Toto and Jenny were down playing in the big yard (that is the lower area where Mom has a garden and a pond and lots of lawn, as compared to the lab pen which USED to be a real lab pen and is HUGE with an old wooden fence around it, FYI) Anyway, Toto ventured over to the far side where there are a bunch of bushes and some big woods. Suddenly, he came racing back to Mom and told her he saw a huge BLACK PANTHER in the woods!!!
We were all ascarded and wanted to go home but Mom poopooed the whole thing and took her sweet time taking us home. Although we looked and looked after that day we never saw the BLACK PANTHER again.
That is, again UNTIL TODAY!!!! Mom got out early so she took us down into the lab pen and we were all exploring down there. We were having to search all the edges and the weedy areas cuz something had gotten our Turkey carcass and dragged it down there and us dogs were helping Mom find all the pieces left. If we found them before Mom, we could try really fast to gobble them up before she came along and said, "DROP THAT!" Not one of us would dare to not obey that!!!
Anywho, I was way, way up in the corner by the BIG weeds and Mom called me to come to her. I started racing down to her when, suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I spied it...da da dum, the BLACK PANTHER!!!! He was hiding right there in those bushes, right in plain sight. In fact, Mom got a photo of me in my fright...check it out, you can see how ascarded I was!!! Sadly, she didn't get the BLACK PANTHER in her picture, he must have been too far to the side, so you can't see what ascarded me so badly!
Oh yeah, Barney says Mom got a photo of him being ascarded by the BLACK PANTHER and, believe it or not, she actually even got a photo of the BLACK PANTHER, hiding right there in the bushes for all to see. OMD, he IS real, I KNEW he was real all this time!!!
Shout BOO at it !!
We got a black and white panther round here, but he are named Maurice.