April 24th 2013 4:39 pm
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Wow... I can't bewieve all the fwiends I've made! I feel wike the wuckiest puppy. My Mommy's name is Desawee and she's the best Mommy in the whole, wide world. She gives me wots of hugs and kisses. She takes me for wong walks, buys me toys and gives me tweats. I wove her so much. Sometimes she takes me thwoo the dwive thwoo at McDonald's and I always get a double cheeseburger, a medium fwy, onion wings, a McFwurry and a bwooberry pie and a warge Spwite. I weally wike Wendy's because they have fwosty's and Chiwi. I wove to eat as you can see. But for some weason, my Mommy always says "DWWWEEEWWWWWW NOOOOO" when I take a wittle pee in the house. I'm not sure why she does that. When I have to go, I have to go. Anway, I'm feewing much better and I got to visit with my best fwiend, Sunny, tonight! It's been a gweat day! I have to go to bed eawly because it's a school night Mommy says. Wove you all.
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Dwew! We are pwaying wight now!! You aw a stubbown booger when it comes to going potty outswide!
But.... but.... but.... why do I have to go outside, Sunny? I go and then Mommy cweans it wight up. What's the pwobwem?
Sunny, will you pwease fire up the gwill... I'll have... thwee cheeseburgers, a sausage pattie, two hot dogs with weiner sauce and a few shish ca bobs on da side - evewything well done pwease. I'll also have some wice a woni and aspawagus with wots of napkins pwease. My paws get dirty and I don't wike that.
whoa Drew, you eat way too much!!! BOL. So glad you have Sunny to teach you things you will learn alot from her
Potty outside...that's just the way it is. Mommy said Standard Poodles are notorious for being hard to housetrain. So don't feel too bad. I, on the other hand, learned to go potty outside in about 1 day...BOL!
Petey, he doesn't really eat that. He doesn't get people food at all. He just dreams big...BOL!
I dweam big, Petey. This morning I said... I'll have... a full stack of pancakes, a side of bacon, sausage winks, a swice of ham, hashbwowns, homefwies, scwambled eggs and a gwass of miwlk pwease. But Mommy gave me a cup of Bwue Buffawo instead.
OMD, lil' guy! Yu r da Dogster Diawy ob da Day! ConDOGumatayshuns! Dis calls fur sum Gwade A MEATZ™ :D