June 24th 2013 12:07 pm
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I am growing by leaps and bounds! I swear, mom is feeding me Miracle Grow!
Guess what! Mom was making the bed yesterday, and when she pulled up the covers, something flew out. She looked closer and saw that it was one of my baby teeth!! Check it out:
MY BABY TOOTH!!
She has noticed a few have been loose lately, and she thinks its fun to wiggle them! BOL!
Now for my QUESTION:
DO YOU GUYS THINK IF I PUT THE TOOTH UNDER MY PILLOW THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL COME?
I sure hope so!
Yesterday mom was sitting on the puter, (as usual). She glanced over to see what I was doing, and I was up ON THE COUCH! I was able to jump up onto it for the first time ever! And guess what I did up there? I grabbed the pillow and took it down into my little gated area (my safe place). I was just about to take a bite, and Mom had to come over and ruin my fun and took it away! DANG!
My new food, Puppy Blue Wilderness, seems to be doing me well. For a while there, I was having mushy poops and mom was concerned. She figured out it was from BilJac treats that she was giving me. No more of those! My poops are now nicely formed, firm, and just the right texture! I would show you a picture, but I will spare you that detail!
Have a great story about my poop and Mom tho! Get a load of this:
Mom is real tired in the mornings when she takes me out. We usually go out around 8:30 am. She is NOT a morning person! Anyway, she always has a ciggy when we go out. By the time I'm done pooping, she is done with her ciggy. So, she throws the lit cig on the grass next to my poop, and steps on it real well so its def. out. (She's thought about what would happen if its not totally out, but dismissed that thought!)
Then, she picks up my poopie and the ciggie and puts them both in a nice little green bag supplied by our complex.
WELL - things didnt go as planned the other morning. Mom was REAL tired on this particular morning. We went out, I pooped, and what did she do?? Threw the lit cig on the ground, and forgot to step on it! And she went ahead and put it in the bag with my poopie!! She started tying up the bag, and her hand started burning! DUH!!! She quickly dropped the bag and realized what she had done in her morning fog!! Thankfully, the poop did not get burned - it just made a hole in the bag!!
LESSON LEARNED: Lit ciggies with poop in plastic bags do NOT mix! BOL!
Its thundering here now.. better go before I loose this all!
Hope we get a shower to cool things off. We've been melting in the heat!!
Hugs to all and thanks for reading!
Bol! I thought you were going to say she stomped on the poopie instead! By the looks of your feetsies you've got a lot more growing to do! You are cute at any size!!!!!
YES! The doggy toofer fairy will bring you a nice treat Zane!
BOL!! I've heard of flaming bags of doggie poo but never anybuddy doin' dat accidentalmally!!!
BOL - yeah I's heard of flaming poo on purpose, but on accident. Ever seen Billy Madison, BOL!
BOL!! Good thing your mommy didn't try to stomp the poo-bag!!
It sounds like you need your own pawsonal pillow so you can bite it if you want. If you put your toofer under it, I know the toof fairy will come and leave you a treat!
Mom has saved all my teeth, I got biscuits for them!!!
Once upon a time mom found one of her other dog's baby teefs and saved it. She was going to have it put in acrylic (remember the mustard seeds everyone wore way back when) and wear it around her neck. Unfortunately, it got losted. :( Maybe your mom could do that to your toof and still give you a nice treat for being so cute. ;)
LIARS! LIARS! PANTS ON FIRES!!!! (No bags of poop on fire here tho! BOL!)
I got NUTTIN' from the tooth fairy! But, just being KING OF THE COUCH now makes me one happy boy! Mom looks at me and says, "You think you're the sh-- now, dont you, Zane?" And I just smirk down at her from my couch pedestal!!
By the way, I hope my mom doesnt get angry at any of my pals - she might ring their doorbell and leave them a flaming bag of poop!! BOL!!
By the way, DOO - what a blast from the past: MUSTARD SEED NECLACES! BoL!
Mommy takes Good care of you! You are on very good food and if you leave your teefers under your blankie or pillow..OF COURSE THE TOOF FAIRY WILL COME! She's very good to children and Furkids!
I'm happy to hear about your new De-wormer and that it works...doubt you'll have to have it again...How's your belly now?
Your Mom can tell by your poops.
I neber had all the stuff they give me. I get so excited..I get vitamins and toys and frontline and heart worm meds...I get so excited to get a treat ..I dance on 2 paws. I'm tiny but I gets extra attention cause of it...Keep it up Toddler Zane..you're doing great! So happy to hear it!
suggestion on treats for you Zane, our Mom gives us carrots and sweet potato...yeah they are people food but they are good for us...she gives them to us all the time...
We loved the poop and ciggy story...
Thanks for the advice, Mia!! And hope I made ya laugh with the ciggy and poop story! Dumb mom!
Hugs to you, Bonnie!!