January 21st 2014 2:48 pm
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“Meiko, I have been hiding for an hour. You’re not really paying wif me are you?”
Meiko giggles to himself.
“Kinzy come in to the lab.” Kinzy looks around at all the blinking machines and buttons. Meiko smacky paws Kinzy as she starts to touch stuff.
“Look, I trust you, so, don’t tell anyone okay?” Kinzy nods yes, as she looks around in amazement
“So, what are you working on today, Meeks?” Kinzy says while picking up a pen. Meiko smacky paws it out of Kinzy’s paw.
“I have the best way to train hoomans, I can’t believe I never thought of this before.” Meiko is so proud of himself he risks it all and tells Kinzy his secret. “What are two things mom can’t live without?”
“US!” Kinzy screams because she knows she has the right answer.
“Well, true, but what other two things?” Meiko knows she will get it this time
“uuuuuummm Bubble and Gum!” Kinzy giggles
Frustrated “Noo, Coffee and Wine.” Meiko said still beaming with pride on his idea.
“HAHAHAHA, oh yea.” Kinzy walks like a zombie imitating her mom in the morning
“I buried all the coffee supplies and wine in the house.” Meiko grins an evil grin
“Why, mom says she cant think without coffee and cant live without wine.” Kinzy starts to push a flashing button, Meiko smacky paws her again.
“That is why! She will be forced to obey our rules, then we will get everyone in Texas, then we will get all the cats and dogs to hide all their hoomans coffee and wine. Once they are all begging us, we will give them our demands.” Meiko laughs hysterically
“Meiko, don’t you think that will make them not like us?”
“I don’t care if they like me I just want to rule the WORLD! Don’t you watch CNN?” Meiko says clicking the TV on
Kinzy sneaks out to go find some wine for her mommy…..
January 20th 2014 4:08 pm
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I am in my secret lab working on a new kitty litter that creates a smell that only hoomans can smell, and it is triggered by a meow. Once a cat meows, the hoomans will go into automatic obey mode.
This would be great because our hoomans are almost already trained. Then the plan is for our hoomans to carry litter with them and sprinkle it everywhere they go.
As I was putting in the final touches to my plan, Kinzy comes in talking about how her soft paw nail just popped off and now she can scratch me before mom gets home to see. She swiped at me, I dodged and ran, and I still have my vial full of my final ingredient and jumped on the table and knocked over all the pictures. My vital flew out of my hand and hits the floor and breaks.
“Meiko, you’re in so much trouble.” Kinzy pranced off with a smile.
I stood there in shock at my day of hard work on my secret potion has spilled over the floor.
“MacKinzy An, do you realize what you just did.” I was so upset.
“I think so, but, if change the name of Happy meals to Sad Meals, who would buy them?” Kinzy files her nails on the hardwood floor.
“Now I must start all over again tonight”. Meiko heads up to his secret lab.
“Meiko, do what again tonight, and can I come help”. Kinzy runs circles around Meiko in super zoomie mode.
“MacKinzy, you do realize if I take over the world you will be the Worlds Rulers sisfur, you will be more famous than, Kim Kardashian”. Meiko sees that this grabs Kinzy’s attention.
Kinzy starts to cry.
“What is wrong?” Meiko says
“You think I am a dumb.” Kinzy cry’s hysterically.
Hugs his sisfur,”No Kinzy I think you’re as smart as a tree stump.” Meiko says
“Really Meiko, you mean it”. Kinzy cheers up
“Yes, Kinzy I do, I mean it.”
“So, you want to wrestle.”
“No, I have to work in my lab.” Meiko heads up the stairs
“Can I help?” Kinzy says excitedly
“Who will great the hoomans when they come home?”
“MEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!” Kinzy says excitedly
“See, you are a HUGE help.”
January 19th 2014 9:10 am
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Today is National King Meiko Day! (Gotcha Day)
Today all hoomans will eat in our cat/dog dish. We will have them open the China Cabinet, eat on the "good" dish hoomans never use.
We will tell hoomans to be quiet if they talk while we are watching TV.
All cats will have Cat TV.
We will go to Jackson Galaxy's House and teach his cats how to train him.
We will eat Fancy Fest today!
We will spray our hoomans with the spray bottle when they sit on the furniture.
No shower box for hoomans. They will have to leave the house with our scent. (This is doing them a favor on this one.)
Kitty glitter (cat fur) on all clothes!
All curtains will be open today. We don't care if the neighbors can see in. I need my sun paddle. Peeping Tom is looking at Kinzy NOT you mom!!
We will get to start our cat party at 3:00 am.
Oh! My mom can not say King Meiko in that sarcastic tone!!!