January 28th 2013 9:15 am
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Okay, I have to be honest with you guys. I had a Dogster account before. I deleted it a year or so ago.
I don't know why. I guess I was feeling blue. I lost the spark. I fell into a spell of apathy. In any case, I just wasn't feeling so much doggy joy.
I let myself go since my Dogster days, guys. I used to be somebody. I was fit, ripped, and athletic. I was filled with youthful energy, personality, and attractiveness. But as the years dragged on, I got a little chubby and lazy. I think my Mama was disappointed in me. More than that, she thought herself a bad dog mom. She blamed herself (as she probably should have).
And so, Mama gave me an ultimatum. Get back into the game and get fit and beautiful again, or she'll never let me have people food as a kibble topper again! What? So this crazy woman plans to starve me into submission? I say animal cruelty (Because kibble is not food. You know no dog wants to survive on that stuff. They eat it out of necessity!).
So, yes, it is of utmost importance that I get my attractive figure back. Exercise, smaller portions, and better food, and maybe I'll be able to lose weight and be fabulous again!
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