The Awesome life of a Poochon

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Poor Me

November 10th 2012 7:55 pm
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This is horrible ):. My ear has been itching so my owner took me to the vet and guess what? I had an ear infection ):. Then the doctor put some yucky ear drops and gave me a shot for rabies and kennel cough yuck! Like I'll ever get rabies... Well I might from chasing raccoons but anyways Bye everydoggy!

 

Feeling Better Everyday

November 10th 2012 8:11 pm
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Woof Woof! Hey friends guess what! My ear is much better so now I get to play with my new puppy bro Snoopy! If your a dog that is sick with ear infection say woof because I care for all the little doggies out there who are being sad because of this horrible ear infection.

 

Lost Dog Story

November 10th 2012 8:33 pm
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Ok have I told you the Funny time when my cousins Vinny and Rocky came over and all three of us escaped! Our owners decided on giving up looking for us and they were all sad. I had taken my cousins for a little walk around to show them the whole city. About 2 hours later we came back to the front of the door and we were scratching at the door and whining because we were cold so then when our owners went out they found all three of us waiting there freezing cold. Man were they happy!

 

DOGSTER DIARY OF THE DAY!

November 13th 2012 6:48 pm
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Yay! I won Diary of the Day today! At home we are celebrating like crazy! I was treated like the king of the house for a day!

 

The Things of Mommy I Have Destroyed In The Past... and- Present hehehe!

November 13th 2012 7:18 pm
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OK, pups... listen up! Just because I am now 7-years-old, it does not mean that I am now "good" and all trained and everything. Just to give a few examples, let me tell you of a few of the things of Mommy's that I, how say?, "dismantled!" heheheh!

She bought one of those new holiday candles ($35). She left it on the floor the night she brought it home.. Well, she left to go out and left me all by myself! Hmph!

So, I was looking for something to do and next thing you know, I was chewing up that new candle! When mommy came back she found me all pink and covered with candle wax bol! (The candle was pink). Oh, well! Not my fault that she left it where I could get it!

The next thing was her brand new toys for Christmas. They all fell on the ground in a heap of stuffies . She didn't realize that all the toys were left with one eye until she came into her room to find me looking suspiscious and sneaky meeting. She had "hoped" that I wouldn't find it! heheheh!

Is she kidding or what? OF COURSE I found it!! I know where everything is in this home! I know every inch and every corner and can spot something out of place lickety split! The stuffies were a bit of a challenge to take apart, but I managed.

When Mommy came home she was so worried that I had swallowed the eyes Seeing her worry was like getting a bonus on my bad deed! heheheh! You should have seen her going all around the carpet with a flashlight, looking for the eyes. She finally found it all chewed and stuffing everywhere... party was over. Sigh!

The other thing I did is That Mommy was gone and there was a loooong table cloth so I somehow managed to pull it down and I broke the vase hehehehe! She came back and found me hiding under the tablecloth. She was afraid that I might have stepped on a peace of glass and hurt my paw so she spent the next 2 hours cleaning up and checking my paws and putting aloe vera gel on them!

Next, I would crawl under the gate to go to the neighboors vegetable garden and spend hours hiding and munching on lettuce. Good thing he never found out until he moved hehehehe...

Your Pal,
Snow Poochon

 

The Great Escape

November 16th 2012 7:59 pm
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Everything is quiet suddenly when Mommy takes me outside in a flash of white I run down across the street, Finally The Great Escape hehehe! I'm running like a greyhound on a track bol! Then I run under the hedge and through the gates. Hehehe good luck finding me Mommy! Mommy stops down the block to tired to carry bol. She is trying to run but I know she can't. She might think I'm lost, she's WRONG I know every short cut all around B.C! 10 minutes later she's on her bike and passes by me... Oh biscuits, I'm in the dog house now! Right when she reaches down to grab me... SNAP! I bit her hehehe that's what she gets for not letting me explore! I'm down near Canada Way right now rushing through the traffic when suddenly I feel a hand reach down and put my leash on! How dare they? Don't they know better that bad dogs and leashes don't mix? It's like tying a cat and a dog to the same tree. I try to strangle out of the leash gasping for air in the process. Oh man oh man. Oh well... I'll strike back next time Mommy you'll see hehehe were getting even...

Your Pal who always does bad stuff,

Snow

 

Bath Time!

November 18th 2012 7:25 pm
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Today I was out in the backyard as usual when I thought of something real naughty (like always hehehe!) I rolled around in the mud like crazy until I was all brown! Mommy scooped me up with gloves and ran as fast as she could to the doggy bathtub (oh no!) Then she said two words that set me of like a bomb "BATH TIME!" Just hearing that word makes me growl and bare my teeth (no joke!) The next thing you know I was in the tub with some smelly bubbles and hot water. How come Snoopy doesn't get a bath? She made me real nice with a Bichon cut but I hate it! How am I supposed to go out in public like this? It's not my fault for being naughty! It's my nature all my family was naughty except for my brother hehehe he was my slave as a puppy I would sleep on him! Well anyways I'll see ya later!

Your Bad dog pal,

Snow

 

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FOOOOOOD!

November 19th 2012 5:03 pm
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I am sooo in the mood for growling! Snoopy tried to TAKE MY FOOD! How dare him! Doesn't he know any better that I'm a bad dog? I barked at him "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FOOOOOOD!" He just looked at me surprised and ran away! That should do it hehehe! I ate my meal peacefully, looks like I taught him a lesson! Next night I was in my bed chewing on a bone I snatched off Mommy's plate when suddenly Snoopy came up to my bed an TOOK THE BONE AWAY!!! He had the nerve to do that?! I growled and picked him up by the neck and threw him across the floor until he went sliding and hit the couch. I quickly distracted him saying there was a squirrel that ran into Mommy's room so he went and dropped the bone! Finally, hmmf! Next thing he came stomping down with a angry look in his eye. I dropped my delicious bone and we both barked at the same time: "THAT SETTLES IT.... DOG FIGHT!" He pulled my tail I bit his ear. He grabbed my leg I rolled him on his back. The next thing you know when Mommy came in the living room she saw me with my suspicious face and she said, "Oh boy, where's Snoopy?" I kinda looked at her strangely as if I was saying, "Who's Snoopy? I know no Snoopy"? She looked around and called his name a few times all she heard was a mumbling bark. Then, A tiny head peered down from underneath me in an angry look and stared at Mommy saying: "Take this crazy mutt away from me pleeaase! MUTT?! MUTT?! Did he just say what I heard him say! Just because he's a purebred lets him call me a mutt?! "For the record Snoopy I prefer the term Designer Dog rather than Mutt.", I said the calmest I could kind of fake smiling. We had another fight but then we got to tired and slept beside each other on the carpet Zzzzz! Bye guys!

Your pal who fights a lot,


Snow

 

Spa Day

November 21st 2012 4:55 pm
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Today I left early in the morning, my Mommy put me in the car and took me to this fancy dog spa. I never saw so much pink in my life! The entrance was so cool! It had a doggy TV! Mommy gave my leash to the other human and she talked about how bad I behave so she better use safety gloves and a heavy chain! Mommy gave me a kiss and I looked out the window with my best please don't make me stay here look. She laughed and left, humph! A tall human took me to the doggy bath room. At first we past by the doggy daycare room and saw a bunch of whining I wouldn't want to be there ever! The bath place looked cool. At first she turned on the faucet and put me in the doggy tub. Then there was this long snake thing spraying water at me! I tried biting the thing and I soon realized humans call it a H-O-S-E. After that she added the SAME smelly shampoo all over me and scrubbed like crazy! She rinsed and I had accidently got some up my nose yuck! When I sneezed a bubble came out of my nose! About 30 minutes later she trimmed my fur carefully until I looked UGLY! (Well to a human it looks cute) Then they clipped my nails,brushed my teeth, (ewww!) And put a nice bandanna on me. (ugh)
After I was done I looked in the mirror and saw myself... I almost whined out loud! Soon, they put me in the daycare pen and I lay down hidden away. Two dogs came over to me and saw my cut. They dropped to the floor laughing like crazy! Grrr. I said, " Don't mess with a bad dog!", and they just stared at me looking all cute with a bandanna and Bichon cut smaller than those two. They barked back, "Oh look at the little cutie Bichon he's soo cuuu... Grrr! I jumped up and bit them right on the nose! "He really is a bad dog, Let's get outta here!!", they both said as they ran to the corner of the pen. Hours seemed to go bye and I met a group of bad dogs! We talked about all our bad things we've done to our Mommy's stuff. "One time I broke her... "Snow!" It was the lady again, "Oh no I thought, "Another Bath!" But I was surprised when she scooped me up and said that my owners were coming. She gave me a treat for being a good dog. What? Me a good dog?" In your dreams lady! I rested on the doggy couch for a few minutes then Mommy came with Snoopy. They both were happy to see me. We thanked the lady and went back home, Thank Goodness! We ate and played. Bye guys!

Your Pal,


Snow

 

Christmas Card Exchange

December 5th 2012 5:00 pm
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Hi Everypup!
It's the most bestest time of year again, Christmas time when me and Snoopy get to send and receive Christmas cards from all our bestest doggie friends around the world! We have some of your addresses, but if you would like to receive a card from us, could you please send us your real address by private pawmail here on dogster? We just love sending and receiving cards. If you are already signed up for Bichon Buddies card exchange, then we will already have your address!

-Snow( and my pain in the neck brother, Snoopy)

 
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