September 10th 2013 5:10 pm
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I don't 'no wat da heck awe going on... Mommy r baking a big kake which I fot wer hooman fudz. Bud appewently I r wong... It has PEANUT BUDDER in it!
I r nod saying dat I don't wike birfdays it r just dat I don't 'no wud dey are! *walks to a bookshelf* Where are dat dicshionairy fing wiff all dem wordses? Oh, heer it is. Okay, B... Banana, Bark, Birfday! Heer it r! Hmmm...
"MOMMY! WUT DUZ DIS SAY?! I NEBER WEELY TOT DIS TWU 'NUFF! I CANNOD REED!"
"Pass it heer Birthday Boy... Birthday... It means a special celebration just for you on the day you were born!
"Hmm... I wemember dat day! Snuggled wiff my 5 sibwings blind 'an deff wiff only our beegul noses to sniff our way 'wound! Is dis teh wite day?
"Yes, thats why all your Dogster friends sent you gifts and you got all those phone calls and the free treat at Petsmart... Makes sense now?
"Ohhhhh riight, now I ged dis! So it r wike a celebwashun ob da one an onwy, cyoot widdle me?
"Yes! I command yu gwill me sum MEATZ™!"
"Sigh, Alright since its your birthday but no other day! Don't go around thinking that your gonna eat like this everyday!"
"WHAT?! Awww, cwap!"
"I hab wun questshun 'do."
"Why awen't I... Wun,Too,Fwee,Four,Fibe,Sicks,Seben,Ate,Nayne,Ten,Eweben... Tweb monfs old?
"Because instead of saying Twelve months you can say 1 year.
"AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I ARE A YEAR OLD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gotta go pupses!
Hugs 'an licks,
Da Birfday Guy
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Happy Birthday to YOU, Snoopy!!!
Glad you had such a sooper day, Big Boy!!
YAY fur habbin' a gwate FURST birfday, Snoopy/Mistur Beagul!! Yu need werk on yur gwammar an' spellin', doe! BOLBOL :D