July 5th 2013 8:51 pm
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Hewo pupses! I r back aftur nod beeying on dogsta fur a weeeeeeeeeeely 'lon
time! WOW! I r weely naine monfs?! Alweddy? Momma... are yu sure?
"Yes Snoopy, you were born September 10th." Owe... Wite, wite. Well, I r nod dat bigger except for my snozzer ( noze) which seems to be weely huge and it works weel good!! Well, wen I wuz not on dogsta somfing HORRIBLE happened... Heers teh story:
It al startid wen Momma waz on teh phone dis is wats she sedz...
"Hello, yes I'm phoning to make an appointment for my dog."
"Snoopy... He's nine months, a Beagle. You might have seen him when he was only 8 weeks and a pup."
"Yes he was the Beagle pup howling and screaming when he got his shots."
"I would like to get him neutered, tattooed and his dewclaw removed. Oh, and can you give him a nail trim?
"Friday sounds good. Thank you so much, Snoopy will be eager to see you!" (Yeah wite!)
Teh next thing you know I come home Friday with dis Stoopid, widikoolus cone, a tatoo in my cyoot, velviddy soft beagley ears, a hoomungus, stoopid bandage, stiches on a pwace were stiches shood NEBER be 'an my nails twimmed and cut.
"Ay, ay, ay Mommy! Dis iz not funny!" I sez as she waffs 'an taked pictfurs ob me.
" Calm down! Be a man Snoopy! It's only for ten days. Oh, and it says here on this Vet note that you can't run,jump, go down the stairs and go out for walks.
"WHAT?! MOOOOOOM! I LIBE BY JUMPI'N, RUNNI'N, GOING DOWN TEH STERZ 'AN GOI'N OUT FOR WAWKS WID YU! EXSEPT FUR DAT TIME WEN DA LAB FOLOW MEE 'AN YU HOME!
Well, I didz get dat cone on and bandid and Momma sez dat the stiches on teh pwace were stiches are neber supozed tu be are "Dizolbing" wich is a wong werd dat I don't unnerstand.
Godda go, I smellz Bar-Bee-Ku somwer... I finks dat Dadda iz cooking some MEATZ™. Dem r calling me wid der meat moufs. "Snoooopy, come and stuff your long Beagul snout into our meaty juicy deliciousness. Go on, Snoooooooopeee!" I wisten tu dem and jumo up teh table were Dadda is gwilling on da Magical MEATZ™ Masheen "SNOOPY! NOOOOOOO!" I gez da temptashion iz too much tu ber.
Meaty-bweathed Beagul wickes,
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