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Abandonded & The Most Horrorbull Day Evfur

January 7th 2013 12:30 pm
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Dear Diary,

Our Pawrental Units has basically abandonded us since the howliday times.

Furst, Mama left for South Dakota. The big traitor went to visit othfur doggies. Four big hindered Scotties. Ernie George's furriends. They drived all the way from Callyforneeya to South Dakota to visit their Gramma. Mama posted some picfurs in our album.

We had to stay home, evfun though we was invited. Mama said Bakey gets carsick. And Beanie will not let let othfur pups give Mama kisses, or sit on her lap, so we both had to stay home. Auntie Traci was very disappointered, on account of us Beesun Brofurs are so charming and delightful.

Then as soon as Mama came home, the horrorbull day where the fireworks are shooted off happened. Bakey hates that day.

After that our Papa left to go on a snowmobeeler trip to the Why OH Ming?! That means no morning walkies. Beanie only makes doodies during the walkies. So Beanie has had to improvizes and make doodies in the kitchen, the dining room, the couch and the entryway. So much improverzayshunalizing is exhausting.

Bakey are extremely concerned that Mama will leave forevfur, so I has not letted her out of my sight for one moment. Except for on Saturday when my best furriend Doug came to play.

On Friday...we had the most horrorbull day evfur. While Mama was gone at the worky times, our house came under the attacks and the screaming air raid sirens went off for only Dog Knows How Long...Bacon were climbing up the walls. It were so LOUD. It MUTERLAYTED our eardrumses.

When Mama got home, she furreaked out. She feelded so bad for us. She quick let us out in the yard...and rippeded the air raid alarms from the ceilings. She yanked and twisted and pulled, but still the blaring. She got them to stop for a minute, then had to clean up the doodie, and take the torn down alarms out to the garage. Bacon weren't being left alone, NO HOW, so I sneakeded past her and RAN AS FAST AND AS FAR AS I COULD.

Mama had to chase me 2 blocks in the freezing cold with no hat or coat or mittens and carry me home. When we got home, the sirens was blaring again. So Mama took the siren and smashed it smithereens on the floor of the garage.

Then she calleded the HUNKY fire man guyses and they came ovfur and inspecteded our house from top to bottom with special x-ray space man gunses. Me & Beanie were locked up eating peanut butter bones, but Mama telled us about them.

After that Mama were too dis-trot to make us go to the vet on Satterday, so we stayed home and eated treats. Mama boughted us a chicken to eat.

Boy, we sure hope Papa comes home soon. We are stresseded out.

Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 1:10 pm

Oh BOY......... not fun times.....

But... please tell me you have fire alarms again... Please.. noisey they may be.. save lives they do... A life is worth saving...

Calm......breatheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e

Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 1:20 pm

Flicka...all 3 of our wired fire alarms and one of two carbon monoxide detectors are out of service until Thursday when Papa gets home.

The firemen said they all need to be replaced and their the hardwired kind.
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 1:24 pm

Just a thought.. go buy a battery one... it will do the job for now... as its is going to be a while to get the other repared.

My brother was a London UK fireman for 27 years... I get twitchy where no alarms are concerned. The bat ones are cheap.. but its better than no alarm...

Not nagging.. just concerned for you.
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 1:33 pm

We knows you are not nagging. ((HUGGIES))

Mama were very worried going to work today. She checked her hair straightener 20 times. She says she don't care about her things, (although what a bummer that would be) but what if her babies couldn't get out.

Also, Mama says, FIREFIGHTERS = HUBBA HUBBA, HOT STUFF! Oh brofur!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 4:18 pm

OMD:( Scary and too awfur indeedy.

Hope that that siren junk gets fixed ASAP. We have those battery ones here and if they dare to go off, I bark my head off at them...but the kitties are smarter growlmy says, they run and hide...

Sorry that there was evfur so much doodie where it didn't belong, UGH...

When all the peeps are back and things are ordinary again, life will be so much better!

Now go and find one of the extra 'Bodka-Dwips™' that may be available from previous times...
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 8:33 pm

Dat stinks!! Sorry for all da stresses!!

It's kinda stressin' around here, too-- Momma and Daddy's bathroom is ripped up for remuddlin'--and everyone is havin' to get up at da crack o dawn every day cuz da workmen guyses come early.

Momma don't do "the crack of dawn"-- not very good, anyway!! BOL!!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 11:46 pm

Yeah my momma are no good at da crack of dawn either.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 3:21 am

OMD!!! you both sure have had a heck of a time, I sure hope that your Papa comes home soon for your sake and Mama's sake!!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 4:52 am

OMD! What a series of terrible happenings. Your pawrents deserting you and air raid alarms. Glad things have quieted down. Your Papa will be home soon and he will get all those things fixed. Don't worry your Mama would never leave you fur good. She loves her Bakey and her Beanie boys way too much fur that.
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 8:35 am

I sure hope she doesn't leave Bakey. I am following her around and competing with the Bean this week for lap time, and I is not a lap doggie!!!

Finley, I bet your new bathroom are gonna be beeeeeyooooteeefull!
Barked by: Beanie McTavish (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 8:55 am

Mama finerly figured she'd rather be late for work than have me think it's okay to poop in the house, so she took me for a walk this morning and I doodied like a trooper right at my normal spot. :)
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 10:34 am

Good job Beanie! I only like to do my business on a walk too. Why smell up my yard when I can leave a little scent behind all over the place. (Just a little cause Mum pickes them up and takes them home. Peeps, never can figure them out?)
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 11:39 am

WOW! You guyses been havin' sum 'ventures. Yer papa be home soon & efurthing be reg'lar 'gain.

Beanie, I nefur poops ina house. I does my doodies ou'side EFURRY TIME I goes ou'side (4-6 times a day!).

*NOTE from mama**
The boy is a pooping machine. How does 1 30lb dog, who doesn't eat a lot, make 5 piles a day, EVERY DAY? I support the "poo bag" industry single handed.
Barked by: Beanie McTavish (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 11:53 am

BOL! BOL! Mama says the only thing standing between her and a labby pup is the size of their poops! But Beanie can hold his own in the class 2 download department! Especially for a 15 lb dog.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 17th 2013 at 9:55 am

Condogulations on being a DDP, today!!
Have a furtabulous day!!


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