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The Biscuit Diaries

Day 43, Saturday, 4/21/12

May 1st 2012 9:32 am
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Hee, hee, hee. I decided to show Bob today that I’m just as creative as he is. He went to his Weight Watchers meeting this morning, and when he came home, he found me crossing the street on my way back to our apartment complex. Bob freaked out that I had gotten out of the apartment. I think he was actually a bit scared, but I introduced him to a couple of our neighbors, Fred and Roger. Fred is one of us, a Canine, and Roger is his servant, a human. Roger’s nice, though; he kept saying how gorgeous I am. While Bob and Roger chatted, I played with Fred. So, anyway, when Bob and I got back to our apartment, I showed him how I had pushed the screen out and gotten out of the apartment through the window. For some strange reason, he didn’t seem too impressed with my creativity. I wonder why. Today, at least, Bob doesn’t have to take me to the courts; I’ve already had my exercise for the day. Of course, if he wants to take me to the courts, that’s fine with me.

Wow! I’m on a roll today. This weekend is the annual Bloomin’ Temple Festival downtown, and Bob took me down there. His friends Rick and Pat were manning the Unity Church’s information booth, so we went to visit them. At the entrance, a girl tried to stop me. “No dogs allowed,” she barked, but I just showed her my Service Animal vest and flashed my baby blue-and-brown eyes at her, and the boss man said to let me in. As Bob and I walked past all the booths looking for Rick and Pat, we had to stop every few seconds to let people come up and pet me. When we finally got to the Unity booth, I drew a huge crowd for them. You might say I was their carnival “barker.” Arrf arrf!

Rick and Pat were getting ready to take their lunch break, so we went down to the Chipotle Grill. Rick said that would be a good choice because they had outside seating. When we got there, though, the manager saw my vest and said it would be OK for me to go inside. We found a table in the corner, and I just lay down and made myself at home while the guys ate. Rick and Pat were very impressed. Pat even took my picture.
Later, Bob went to PetSmart and got me a new dog tag. Tony had gotten one for me last week, but he put the wrong phone number on it, so I had to have a new one. Bob said that after this morning’s “episode,” he didn’t want to waste any time getting me a new tag. I have absolutely no idea what he was referring to.


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