Beagle Heaven!

The Horrors of the BIGGEST BATH TUB EVER.

Hi pooches! Sorry it's been so long since I've barked and all, but now that I have my own house there's lots to be done! Bark at the neighbors, bark at birds, bark at squirrles, bark at twigs in the yard....you know, the usual.

So anyway, I had a new experience last week. Gramma and Grampa S. got something called a "swimming pool." At first I thought, "HOOO YAH! A swimming pool! ALLRIGHT! Wait a minute, what's swimming?..."

Frankly, doggies, it's a question I wish I'd never asked. It turns out that swimming is a LOT like getting a BATH, except....DUN DUN DUNNNNN (scary music)......it's like getting a bath in the BIGGEST bathtub you've ever seen! OOOOH the HORROR!! I couldn't swim fast enough...all I wanted was to get OUT of the pool. But Mommy and Daddy just stood there and laughed the whole time. I SWEAR those two have a conspiracy to torture me! When they finally realized I couldn't take any more of that Boogle abuse, they let me out and I made a beeline to roll in some smelly stuff. (Hey, payback stinks! Literally!) However, that actually got me nowhere, as I received a second round of torture when I got home: a REAL bath! Boo on baths, and all bath-like activities!!

Well, I hope all you Dogsters are having a great summer! It's time for me to go veg in front of the AC vent!

Puppy kisses for all (and to all a good shake-off and a beach towel)!