My royal bearing

Mom and Dad left for the entire day on Saturday, leaving Pennie and ME in charge. When Mom and Dad returned home, they just KNEW that something had happened due to the over-enthusiastic greetings that we both gave them.

If only Pennie and I could talk.

Mom had been forced to wear "real" clothes to her day's outing. When she changed she allowed Wee Lass to try on her String of Pearls. Wee Lass stood in front of the mirror and admired herself, but was disappointed when she learned the pearls who not be hers for many years. Dad insisted that Pennie then try on the pearls. Pennie did look lovely, but was not impressed.

Dad then insisted that Mom adorn my beautiful Brindle Queen Sophine neck with the pearls.

Here's the thing: the pearls just looked totally naturally laying upon my neck, as if they were MEANT to be there.

Of course. I am Queen Sophine. I am a dog meant to wear pearls. Sadly, I was forced to abdicate my royal throne and sent to the shelter exile. I am clearly meant to be thankful that I did not suffer the same fate as other royalty that has abdicated and been sent into exile. Abdication and Exile did not have a happy ending for Tsar Nicholas II of Russia and his family. I suffered as Rental Dog Sophie, then Rent-to-Own Sophie and am expected to live out my life as Queen Sophine of Suburbia. With no Pearls, even though it is clear that my gorgeous brindle neck is meant for pearls.

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