November 27th 2012 11:18 am
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Mom was curled up next to Dad, talking about some serious topic or another. It matters not what Mom's problem is/was. The attention should be all about me and The Woman should be in the kitchen making meals, or doing laundry so that I have comfortable piles of clean clothes to lay upon, or picking up my dog poop or attending to one of my many numerous needs.
Mom and Dad decided to let Wee Lass join them, in some overly-sentamental family type of snuggle.
This is what I did: I became Stealth Sophie, and from the side, without Mom noticing, I sneaked over and slowly nudged Wee Lass off of sitting on top of Mom and Dad, until it was ME, Queen Sophine that was snuggled up in a family snuggle. Mom had no idea I had pushed Wee Lass off!
Wee Lass ended up sitting on the floor in front of the couch, looking bewildered and tearful.
I do not care for Sniveling Siblings, for I had not been Stealthy enough; Dad had watched the whole thing. He forced me to move! Yes, I was forced to move over, and the snuggle had to include Mom, Dad, Wee Lass and Me.
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OMD, tears. Da one wif da tears always wins. Wee Wass r SO cute, doe, Sophie!! An' tears r salty an' tastee, tu :D