November 6th 2012 9:04 am
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It has been painfully brought to my attention, that I mistakenly wrote in my last diary entry that it was "Oldest Lad," who was the perpetrator of the crime of leaving Pizza Crusts in the Simple Human Trash Can.
It was NOT Oldest Lad. It was Middle Lad. Oldest Lad reminded me that even though he no longer lives here; HE IS STILL OLDEST LAD. He would prefer Officer Oldest Lad. I shall acquiesce to Oldest Lad, but not "Officer" Oldest Lad.
Oldest Lad most assuredly thinks that in his absence I have allowed Middle Lad to move up the chain of command into "Oldest" position. That is not so. While I am a shallow, self-centered dog and have moved on to find other comforts -- unlike Pennie, who still actively pines for Oldest Lad; as soon as Oldest Lad reappears I assure him I will give him my undivided attention and spurn all who have comforted, cared, and expressed their utmost adoration for me, in Oldest Lad's absence. Meanwhile, Pennie remains fixed in her undying love and devotion to Oldest Lad, and comforts herself only the best she can, making sure that all who comfort her know that her heart still belongs to Oldest Lad, while my heart is fickle.
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BOL, hey. we all gotsta adjust to who's around!
If ya can't be with da one ya luvs, luv da one you're with!