May 2nd 2012 9:19 am
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It is my job as Queen Sophine to be the center of attention. I do of course realize that Mom IS a better person now that she is trying to "center" herself, however, as Queen Sophine, I MUST be a part of it. Queen Sophine knows best.
Mulligan may have invented Compression Therapy, with it's healing warmth and naturally humidified healing vapors, from both ends of the dog, but I have invented: Medidogitation.
It is extremely beneficial that when Mom is meditating, listening to her Meditation Chants/Rituals, or whatever it is that she has on that MP3 player, that I sit upon her, and gnaw on a bone. The focus on "The Breath" and dog knows whatever else Mom is focusing on, is greatly aided by the gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, and the gases from my body. After all, the gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, is better than me scratching and whining at the door, if I get evicted from the room, isn't it?
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Thank Dog you've put a name to it. I do the same gnaw, gnaw, gnaw when my Mom is napping!
A great mystery to ME, Sophie, is that a great part of this so-called "Meditation," which I have now properly re-named as "Medidogitaion," is focused on "The Breath."
Us dogs are full, completely, utterly full of "The Breath."
Explain to me what is the point of this whole thing? Obviously, these crack pot experts just need to direct all of humanity to direct attention onto "The Dog," because "The Dog," is FULL of "The Breath,"