April 22nd 2012 7:29 am
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The Family went out to eat on Saturday and did not invite Pennie nor Me, Queen Sophine. Before leaving the house, Mom made sure that the Pineapple/Cherry Cobbler that she had made had been safely stowed inside the microwave. Mom completely forgot that there were leftover brownies on the kitchen table. On Friday Mom was forced to make Band Brownies and offer them up to the ungrateful teenagers as some sort of reward for Mom managing to make it through the Indoor Percussion Season. There must have been a lot of food at the Indoor Percussion Party, because Middle Lad returned home with some actual physical Band Brownies, not just crumbs. Perhaps that is why Mom forgot there were brownies.
When The Family returned home, it was suddenly remembered that the Band Brownies had been left out -- perhaps due to "probable" evidence that a dog and or dogs had been atop the kitchen table, based upon the crumb distribution and rubbermaid container distribution.
Mom was Not Happy. She decided to STARVE Pennie and ME!
After my recent bout as Exploding Sophie, Mom feared that it was ME, Queen Sophine, that had eaten one or more Band Brownies. Considering the sensitivity of my intestinal tract, Mom was certain that if I was one of the Perps, then Exploding Sophie was imminent! Pennie has been blessed with a rock solid intestinal tract and rarely succumbs to upset after eating trash, rodents, or Band Brownies.
Mom gave us ZERO dinner. No kibbles. My tummy rumbled all night long. I nuzzled Mom and ran to the Kibble Bin. It was useless. Finally on Sunday morning Mom relented and gave Pennie and Me our kibble. She is still not convinced that I shall not become Exploding Sophie, Weapon of Terror.
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What a travesty!! Hope you enjoy today's meal....
An' gess whut, Sophie : yu r a DDP dis day!!
So eberypup r gonna wead all 'bout yur meen Mom an' dem will start sendin' twuckwoads ob fudz an' MEATZ™ tu yur howse, jus' fur yu an' Pennie!
Dat'll teech hur :D