April 14th 2012 8:37 am
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I appear to be back to normal after my episode of Exploding Sophie. I spent most of the week eating brown rice and cottage cheese. While rice and cottage cheese are both delicious, I did not find them as filling as either my twice daily Kibble Ration or the usual junk I eat just by wandering around the house and yard.
What I have discovered is that I have become a weapon of fear, almost a weapon of terror: one fart or cough, and I am out the door! I suddenly have a strange, mystical, manipulative power over my family members for fear that I shall suddenly explode, like a Sophie Land Mine!
I do like to go outside at frequent intervals. I confess it is not always necessary. Sometimes I just am bored and want a brief change of scenery before I settle back into a more comfortable Sophie Ball. However, one cough, and WHOOSH! I am hastily escorted out the closest available exit of the house.
One tummy rumble (no doubt because this week of rice and cottage cheese was seriously lacking in pizza crusts and deer poop) and I am held in a warm hug to determine if I am "feeling well."
I'll be the first to admit that I did NOT enjoy my time as Exploding Sophie and did not enjoy my poking and prodding at the Vet. However, if the reward is to be this Mystical Power as Sophie, Weapon of Fear, then perhaps I am happy in the end.
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BOL! I am sure glad you are not exploding Sophie anymore! I know that can be a real drag on a good dogs life! Glad you are feelin better!
Kewl! And you prolly need to keep in practice. Don't wanna lose those special powers.
Let r' rip!
Hugs are good! Can you fake a tummy rumble in order to keep getting hugged?
Glad you are feelin' better. Enjoy your new super power!