February 16th 2012 8:09 am
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I am in trouble. While Mom was taking her shower, I was taking a nap on her bed. The Concrete Queen doesn't have any sheets or blankets on it right now, as they are "in the wash." The Concrete Queen just has two mattress pads on it. The bottom mattress pad is a felted waterproof type material that Mom bought back when Mulligan leaked. She didn't want Dad to ponder the fact that Mulligan might actually leak on the bed, so she just covered the water proof pad with the regular quilted pad. Even though Mulli is gone, Mom still figures with Pennie and Me sharing the bed, it doesn't hurt to just keep two pads on the bed.
The top quilted mattress pad has a few worn spots, where Dad's abdomen lays, and where Mom's butt lays. I shall presume then, that Dad's Belly and Mom's Butt are the heaviest parts then, of their bodies. That's probably going to get me in further trouble.
Anyhoodles, since it is presumed that it was only ME, Queen Sophine in the room, with a closed door, that it must have been ME, Queen Sophine, that decided to start picking and fluffing at the threadbare mattress pad spots, in order to make a nest. When Mom came out of the shower, she discovered ME laying next to big puff balls of mattress pad fluff pulled out from the mattress pad.
This is only Circumstantial Evidence. There is no direct evidence pointing to me. Just because I happened to be laying on the mattress pad next to big pulled-out fluff wads doesn't mean that "I" did it.
However, it is all about Guilty until proven Innocent around here, so I am in trouble for trying to build a comfortable Sophie Nest. If I was doing that at all.
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