January 30th 2012 6:26 am
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Dogsters, My predecessor, Mulligan, recently wrote about the need for Americans to Save Hostess. Hostess is the fine purveyor of the Twinkie, the HoHo, the SuzyQ, the DingDong, the donette, oh, the list goes on.
Hostess products are: Well Labeled. Middle Lad is not able to go to any of the fine, grease and fat-laden fresh bakeries for fear of Cross Contact with that dreaded legume, the Peanut. Therefore he is stuck eating wrapped, factory-made products.
Hostess consistently delivers a quality product. Those out there capable of eating Dunkin' Donuts, Servatii Pastries, Krispy Kreme, Tim Horton's, or any of the other too numerous too mention bakery products may scoff, but when it's between the Epi-Pen and the Hospital versus a Hostess Donette, that Hostess Donette is mighty tasty.
Last night, while purchasing ice cream at the local United Dairy Farmer store, a NEW Hostess discovery was made. A big bark out to United Dairy Farmers, who for years did NOT have ice cream that Middle Lad could eat. He still can not eat the "dipped" ice cream, but there are now several "cartoned" ice creams that Middle Lad can eat, due to a change in manufacturing practices.
Anyhoodles, back to Hostess. Middle Lad and Mom noticed: Hostess Sweet Rolls, cinnamon. Oh. My. Dog. As soon as that package came into the house my Sophie Senses were tingling. While the rest of the family chose to eat ice cream, Mom must have seen my whiskers vibrating, for she opened the Hostess Sweet Rolls, cinnamon. Pennie and I were all over Mom like Icing on a Cinnamon Bun. We even licked the non-existent crumbs off of Mom's fleece jacket.
Dogs: It is our American Civic Duty to buy Hostess Products and Save Hostess. Hostess Products have a long shelf life; usually at least a week -- that means less trips to the grocery, saving GAS, saving MONEY. Hostess Products are good for Middle Lad. He is a pathetically underweight Nerdling, and NEEDS the fat and vitamin-enriched, well-labelled calories.
Save Hostess for America! (and get yourself some Donettes, Twinkies, or Sweet Rolls; don't worry about unwrapping, trust Mulligan, Pennie, and Sophie, the wrappings will slip on through, if ya know what we mean.)
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Can you imagine the world without Hostess-(Shudder). They are not only good for Middle Lad, they are delicious for everyone.
No twinkies? Why, that's outrageous!
I think people have just been taking Hostess for granted. With all the Starbucks and bakeries and everything else, what about if a dog needs a baked good with a good shelf life, that can be easily bought almost anywhere?
Mom was at a Gas Station Mini-Mart one time and the not to be named, but Famous Brand, Fresh Bakery Donut man literally used a bottle of anti-freeze to prop open the Donut Display while he loaded it up with supposedly "clean", fresh donuts. I'm thinking that those wrapped Hostess donettes were a far cleaner, safer product after that!
In my opinion, Queen Sophine
Strudel Cakes! Strudel Cakes! Strudel Cakes! Being a dog of German descent, I will support Hostess and their delicious version of Strudel! (Mom says these delicious wonders used to be called Crumb Cakes - I told her they changed it to a German sweet to better appease German dogs like myself)
And oh, the scrumptious Hostess Fruit Pie.....Fruit is healthy!!! Snack on!!!