What happened to the ground?

Last night before I went to bed, I was forced out into the cold to relieve my bodily functions. Although I returned cold and wet, the yard at least seemed normal.

This morning, with no formality, Pennie and I found our bottoms shoved firmly out the front door. Pennie stopped at the front porch. Apparently she plans another day of Bowel/Bladder Holding.

"Sigh," I wish had a larger bladder and less regular bowels.

It was up to Me, Queen Sophine, to venture forth into the yard.

What happened to my yard? It was completely impossible to walk up the grass! My poor little feet could make no purchase, and the ground was all uneven. Mom looked out at me and was laughing! There was an ice storm during the night and the grass had frozen into uneven shapes of slippery hills and valleys. I could barely walk!

I managed to do my business, and then it took several minutes for me to even make it back to the front door!

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