October 8th 2011 7:55 am
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Mom has been slowly working on cleaning out the kitchen cabinets; taking out all the items, wiping the cabinets inside and out, discarding unused and outdated items, and organizing. Mom has been most disturbed at what she CLAIMS is the amount of Sophie Hair found just inside the lower inside edge of the bottom cabinets.
I do admit that I, Sophie, am a dog, and that I shed my dog hair on a daily basis.
However I put forth that the Cabinet Hair Evidence is purely CIRCUMSTANTIAL, and NOT evidence of MY guilt.
The hair Mom has found has indeed been dark brown. I do tend to shed dark brown hair.
Pennie does not shed dark brown hair.
Mom is a red head gone some-what gray, so she sheds red and gray hair.
Little Lad is a light brown, almost red-head.
However, has Mom taken note of Dad or Middle Lad? Dad is covered in a veritable pelt of dark brown hair. I would like to claim that Dad was shedding hair from the top of his head, but sadly, there is just not enough hair there to shed and provide even the remotest piece of DNA evidence.
Middle Lad was born with back hair. The top of his head is covered in a thick, dark brown carpet that doesn't even have the courtesy to get "long" -- it just gets bigger.
Due to the preponderance of HAIRY Humans in the family I am taken aback that Mom blames the hairy cabinets upon ME, Sophie. Perhaps I may be a "contributor" but I am not confessing to the total crime of making Mom's cabinets hairy based on strictly circumstantial evidence that can easily be blamed upon others.
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Well, when was the last time she cleaned the cabinets? Looks like Samson the Wolf dog had brown hair!
Blame him, he can't deny it.
Without DNA analysis of the hair/fur, she can't prove anything! Stay strong and admit nothing.
My Mom wants to know how dog hair gets in the fridge. She thinks I get in there for a midnight snack. Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I ain't sayin either way....