September 29th 2011 12:14 pm
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Last night Mom had to go out for a meeting. First off, this violates all rules of the house. Mom is NOT allowed to go out, unless she is accompanied by one of the children, or one of the dogs. We can not allow Mom to have any Social Life for fear that she will learn that there is something beyond the life of Oppression that we have for her. Since this meeting was not a "fun" activity I suppose we had to make an exception.
I was left home at the mercy of Middle Lad, Little Lad, and The Wee Lass -- all of whom completely Forgot Sophie.
No one even noticed that I was abandoned outside, in the cold.
When Mom came home, after hours away, Pennie greeted her enthusiastically. Mom broke up an argument between Little Lad and Wee Lass, but was secretly relieved that the argument had not led to an emergency room visit.
Mom could not find ME, Sophie.
A Sophie Search Commenced.
I was finally found, huddled outside in the dark, giving in to my fate to be eaten by a coyote, or to suffer poisoning because all I had to eat was acorns.
Mom held me close for the rest of the night.
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Sounds like a few Lads and a Lass need to do something special to make it up to you.
How did they forget poor Sophie!!! I think you need to give them boys a few lashes!!! BOL!