Birthday NOT fit for a Queen

Today is my birthday! I am five. First off, I have decided that despite reaching age five, I shall NOT be going to Kindergarten. I shall remain a Home-Schooled dog. The Public School has eliminated snack time from it's Kindergarten curriculum due to food allergies, and that would have been the only reason to put up with all those jumpy, bouncy, germy students. I do not wish my fur to become laden with viruses and bacteria from those little germ factories.

I expected to be lavished with presents today, as fitting Queen Sophine! I have received extra attention, but NO presents! Mom informed me that I am the only dog to arrive at the family with a Birth Date. All the other dogs celebrate their birthdays as their Adoption Days! I fervently pointed out to Mom that indeed I AM Queen Sophine and with the rare honor of having a Birth Date, I deserve TWO days of gifts: my Birth Day AND my Adoption Day.

Mom said that she would celebrate me, snuggle with me, and treat my like a Queen, but no trip to pick out presents until my Adoption Anniversary at the end of November!

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