June 20th 2011 8:34 am
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I am wounded. My insensitive family has not idea how I became wounded. I refuse to share the details of the crime, but instead insist on acting as Pathetic as possible, thus my name, Sophathetic, while allowing the guilty party to roam free.
Here are the facts: I have a hole in my head and an irritated eye. Sometime on Sunday, either Pennie or Rental Dog Camille and Me, Queen Sophine, obviously had an argument. In the evening, Oldest Lad discovered that I had a hole on my head and a droopy eye. I was also acting QUINTESSENTIALLY Sophathetic. I shuddered and quivered all night long.
Mom slept hardly at all, for fear that I would pass during the night. She called the Vet as soon as the office opened. I was whisked to the Vet's Office for thorough probing and violation.
The Vet shaved the top of my Brindle Head, and discovered a definite tooth mark upon my skull. My eye was injured, but not punctured. I was given a shot, antibiotics, an anti-inflammatory, and eye drops. I was then dispatched home.
I did get back at Mom by releasing the odor of my anal glands. I believe Mom may have to get a new mini-Van.
It is unclear who is responsible for my terrible injuries, but I shall continue to act Sophathetic to insure that neither Rental Dog Camille nor Pennie gets any attention at all.
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awwww....Queen Sophine!! Hope you're feeling better soon.
Hey, that's one way to get a new vehicle for Mom! Great idea!
Seriously though, sure hope you get ok real soon. At least your brains weren't oozing out of that tooth hole.
. . . to add insult to injury, I have to wear the Cone of Shame. Not because of me; I can't reach my boo boo. No. Pennie and Rental Dog Camille keep giving my head a lick every time they walk by. Mom checked with the Vet, who said this could lead to infection, even though I am taking an antibiotic. The cone will hopefully keep Pennie and Rental Dog Camille from licking my injury, or else we shall have to be isolated. I think that both of THEM should be isolated, although each of them is pointing the Dew Claw of Blame at the other.
Hope you feel better soon!
Oh poor Sophie, I think they should be isolated and no cone of shame for you. I bet it was so scary....I hope you are better soon and I think you should bark to momma who did it!
Woof Woof, Molly
This calls for an investigation.