April 3rd 2011 9:49 am
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Today I am one of the Featured Diary Picks of the Day. One would think that I would deserve some HONOR; or if not HONOR, at least a little RESPECT.
No. First off, Mom went off to Church this morning as usual. Dad stayed home, as he is a heathen. I was looking forward to watching the Sunday morning Political Talk Shows. Mom returned home, not five minutes after she left, with a DOG. When Mom drove by the Public School, she saw two dogs attempting to be hit by cars. One dog ran off, but Mom captured the other dog and brought it home. The dog had on a collar and tags, so Mom was able to call the County Lost Dog Hot Line and find out the address of the Dog. When she returned Izzy to her home, the other dog was already at that same house. Mom went on to Church and Dad and I returned to the couch and our heathenism.
Feeling sufficiently politically annoyed, Dad decided to resume his attempts to burn down the back yard. Thus far there is no Chain-Saw Wielding Maniac, but I do NOT plan to go outside today, except perhaps in the front yard. Perhaps if Dad had not decided to accumulate some 10 or so years of sticks in one giant pile, he would be done by now, and I would not be afraid to leave my home on the very day that I am a Daily Diary Pick.
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Queen Misty sent me over to congratulate you on your diary pick. She says you can keep me, but Mom told me to come back.
She's sending Cutter to taste test for you. She's not sure if it will help since he east ANYTHING, but could use a dose of the chill pill.
Oh my! Congratulations to you Sophie! I am toadally out of zealies but I did deposit some bones in your account.
I hope you get some kind of yumminess today to mark the occasion.
Congrats on being Diary Pick!!!