March 30th 2011 9:31 am
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I believe my Cheese has been poisoned.
Yes I do agree that I have allergies. I do act quite pathetic when I reverse sneeze. Mom and Dad were awakened several times during the night to me standing up in bed, reverse sneezing, and attempting to clear my throat. Mom and Dad were quaking with fear that I would hack up a phlegm ball right on the sheets.
I am Queen Sophine. I do NOT hack up Phlegm Balls on the sheets. Perhaps I have been known to vomit upon the sheets, but as of yet I have never hacked up a Phlegm Ball upon the sheets. (Pennie has.)
This morning Mom gave me a piece of cheese. I should have known that lazy woman would not just voluntarily walk over to the refrigerator and unwrap a piece of individually wrapped processed American Cheese. Soon enough I felt sleepy and calm.
There was no doubt a Benadryl hidden in the orange lump Mom fed me. I have stopped reverse sneezing, but I am soooo sleeeeppppy . . . .
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Roofied!!! By your own Mother. Shameful...
Jarvis Davis you are so funny!
BOL Jarvis Davis...that was a good one!
How could your own momma drug you.....hey wait a minute, so thats why the cheese makes us sleepy...."Mom, I now know why I get sleepy with cheese...no more I say!!!"
Woof Woof, Molly
Congrats on being a DDP today! Surely s Royal Food Tester will see it and apply, even at the risk of being drugged...
I had the same problem last week. Only I didn't get the cheese part, just beef flavored knock you out pills. No sneezes either in fact, just a back twinge.
So maybe we didn't have exactly the same problem, but sleeping was pretty easy to come by.