March 16th 2011 12:49 pm
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Just a few minutes ago, I had an Itch. I chose to Scratch my Itch. Mom was nearby, having a conversation with Middle Lad.
I established eye contact with Mom. I firmly planted my butt doodles to the kitchen floor, and I scooted.
Mom was appalled! Without warning, I was evicted to the backyard.
Obviously, now I am back inside, since I am using the computer.
I "assume" that Mom gets itches. I would never dare to assume that Mom scratches her bottom, because I value living HERE, as opposed to living at the Shelter.
However, let me be clear: It would in no way bother me, or make me think less of Mom as a person, if I discovered that Mom scratches her bottom.
Therefore, why is it such a big deal that I scratch MY bottom? Did it ever occur to Mom to attempt a good old-fashioned carpet butt-scoot boogie? It can do wonders for the attitude, and certainly clear up any bottom itches!
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You are right, as usual, but most humans deny their itchy butts! At least in public- maybe you should only scratch your butt in private...
Keep on barking about the butt scratching.
Congrats on your diary pick today!
When my fursis Sydney was alive, she did the best scooting you had ever seen! Mom used to call her "butt scooting doggy". Her dogtor told my mom she was "expressing herself". Mom thought he meant in a figurative way...like "that's how she expresses her feelings". Moms friend gently told mom that he meant literally...like "that's how she expresses stinky stuff from her anal glands". Mom shampooed the carpet after that.