What's Shakin', Bacon?

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Bacon Beesun - Teen Angel??? Mom Don't Think So!

June 25th 2012 12:47 pm
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Dear Diary,

Why must Bakey be a Teenager in Fluff????

OMD! Bacon Beesun are going through him's adolessons!

I has discovfurred the joys of rolling in stink pies. OMD! How come you older guys & girlses nevfur told Bacon your secrets???

Probably cause good stinks are only for the cool kids, right? LIKE ME, the Bacon, who are almost three, in three and three quarters monthses!

My brofur Ernie George would be so proud of me...I bet he can see me doing the gator in the front yard, the back yard, any yard! Bacon's highly attuned schnooter can sniff out a good pile of stink a mile away! Then I zoomie zoom zoom right ovfur and I flop ovfur and I GATOR MY LITTLE BAKEY HINDER OFF, until all the good stinks get absorbperated right into my beeyoooteefull Bacon furs.

Bakes are avfuraging 2.5 baths per day, these days. Mama says she longs for the good old days of remote control and woodwork-eating! BOL! Silly Mama.

Now Mama and Papa have started snoopervisoring my rolling activities. They see Bacon stop, drop and start to roll and they make angry yelling times! So I FREEZE, solid, cool like ICE, on my back, front and back feetses and leggies fully-extended, BIG Bakey grin with tongue hanging out, like a STATCHEW! That gets em evfurry time and they start to laff...and then they call me, and I unfreeze and go running ovfur to give them kissies.

Nobuddy can resist the Bakey cutie-time faces!

 

Dogtor Peppercorn says Bacon are Rehappillytated!!!

May 31st 2012 2:16 pm
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Dear Diary,

OMD! It have been soooooo long since Bakeacakes have been able to write in my diary, on account of I is the busiest dog in the whole oonaverses!

Bacon's backyard zoomie track and playground of magical mysteries and funtimes has been undergoing the remodeling! Mama imported a 14-foot-high pile of cow-doodies and black dirt! Just for Bacon!

Then Papa took a big BOBCAT and he pushed the nice fresh doodie & dirt all ovfur my oval where Mama puts pretty flowers and veggies for me to run through.

So there were that! I been soopervising the construckshuns.

Also, I has been babysitting, evfun though Bacon are the babiest. But the roolz states that if the Pupses come to YOUR house,YOU are in charge. So YAY BACON!!!! I has been entertaining LUCY the Labby, & Maggie the Jack Russell Terrier, off and on the past month or so. Them's Papa went up to the Rainbow Bridge, so our fambly babysits the pupses while them's boy goes on trips to Colorado & New York city.

That are how Bacon injured my FOOTSIE & found out I has been rehappilytated! Bacon were making sure Lucy the Labby were getting her exercisers by chasing the throwy-time toys elebenty millyun times, and I were running like a mad man, LETTING Lucy get the toy evfurry time. It haveded nothing to do with her growling at me when I try to get the toy. I just like to see her happy! Anyway when I were chasing Lucy, Bacon cracked my dew claw, and got a sprain.

Bacon had to go to the dogtor for the furst time since my happy visits and my muzzling for turning into a psycho werewolf, and trying to Cujo evfurrybody to death.

Nobuddy could beleef what a good boy Bakeacake were, and how when Dogtor Peppercorn called me, I walked ovfur and sit nice, let him pet me, give me treats, and lay down like a good boy. I let the dogtor examine me all ovfur and didn't try to kill no one.

Mama WAS SO PROUD OF ME, she said her BUTTONS NEARLY BURSTED. OWIE! That sounds painful.

MEMBER when I furst became a Beesun? How nothing Mama & Papa did seemed to help, and I wouldn't let them look at my ears or clean them or nothing? Well evfurrybody says now, I are a completely diffurent doggie!!!

Mama says I am the poster child for rescue and rehappilytayshuns! YAY ME!

HOWEVFUR...evfun though evfurrything sound good, Dogtor Craig say Bacon could lose a little weight. Me & Mama just snickereded to ourselves, and say "Okay Dogtor Craig, whatevfur you say, Dood" cause me & Mama, we like Chunky Buns. BOL! Then Dogtor Craig gave me beefy pills and cheesy pills...it were like going to the Disney Lands. And no one put nuttin' in my bunnies or nowhere where it don't belong!

OMD...it were a most wonderfur day!!!!

Hugs & Kisses to all my furriends. Bacon wuffs you & hopes you all is having the happiest lives evfur with lots of treats & good stuffs!

Zoomies,

The Bacon (p.s. I included some picfurs of me babysitting Lucy in my photo album on the last page, at the end...200 photos are not nearly enuff for my Mama, when it come to dockymentoring Bakey cutenesses)

 

Bacon's Baycayshuns

March 28th 2012 12:29 pm
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Dear Diary,

Mama is leaving town and she says us guyses (plus Izzy) are gonna has a Big Baycayshun here at home!

Bacon does not know what that means! But I likes it. She says she are going to Louie Z. Anna's house, where Jiffy, my furriend from Hearts United for Animals lives after he got adopted like Bacon.

Ernie George's furriends Spike, Sheba & Miracle used to live there, too! OMD! How exciting!

Mama still remembers the furst time she joineded this here Dogster Club, and she were looking through all the picfurs of the doggies at the Kit Kat Club, and she saw a guy who looked JUST LIKE MY ANGEL BROFUR, ERNIE GEORGE! She was sure that doggie must be a Scottie, too. And he was so wide, just like Ernie!!! BOL. Big bottom boys...Mama wuffs us!

Mama saw a picfur of Spikester in Times Square and she thought OMD, that doggie must be real famous! And sure enuff, Spike were famous. He starred in him's very own video where he was doing battle with CRAB MONSTERS! And Ernie always called Spikester the Crab Man. Spikester and Ernie were the bestest of furriends. And then Izzy and Sheba became real speshull furriends, too, in the Second Bananas Club.

And after all these years, and all those speshull furriends traveling up to the Most Wonderfur Place, the Mamas, Ramona & Melanie, got to be real speshull furriends, too.

So now, they are going to meet in the persons and go to see Gators and swamps, and plantayshuns and semmerterries, and Mama are gonna play for 5 days and nights with Bella, Scooter, Jiffy, and Rosie!

All Bacon can say is watch your bunses, Lafayette Little Rascal Guyses, cause my Mama are gonna squeeze em and squeeze em and squeeze em!

Bacon are very excited to party with my Papa!!! We has a new game...that crazy Papa of mine! Papa rassles me to the ground and if he can pin me, he getsa play the Bacon Butt Bongos until I can wriggle free and attack him like a mad man!!! OMD! Them Butt Bongos get me RILED UP LIKE NOBUNNIES BUSYNESS! BOL! BOL! BOL! Evfurrypeepole laff at Bacon! Bacon shakes his butt bongos and they claps, and claps!!!

Evfurrything are WONDERFUR at Bacon's house! Bacon hopes evfurrything are wonderfur at your house, too!!!

I WUFFS YOU!!!!

Bakey

 

Bacon Buns

March 6th 2012 9:46 am
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Dear Diary,

Bacon got his hairs, cutted and underneath my silky gray wild Yetiman hairs, there are thick puffy furry bear furs!!! They make my heinie look extra poofery.

Bakey's buns are just right for the squeezing!

I shake my hinder and do the Zaidie Gee snow plow manoofer on the blankies and the sofas and stuff.

I say "Look at my bunnies!!! Here they are! You can squeeze them if you want to!" Shake, shake, shake! I shake my bon-bon for the peepoles, and the peepoles go crazy!

Here is a sneaky peek at my poofy bunses...you can squeeze em if you want to. Bacon don't mind.

Bacon Buns

 

Bacon Beesun's Most Gigantikull New Year Yet!

January 10th 2012 9:23 am
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Dear Diary!

HOLY MOLY! What a year the 2012 are turning out to be for MEEEEEEE!

Mama says this might be Bacon's MOST NAUGHTIEST YEAR YET!

OH BOY! Now if only I can just keep it up! The pressure are on!

But I has Beeleefs in MY BACONNESS!

I just tells myself, Bacon think he can, Bacon think he can, chugga chugga choo-choo, like the little engine guy, chugga chugga chugga, I knows I can, I know I can....chugga chugga choochoooooooo! BACON CAN! BACON CAN DOES IT! BACON BEESUN CAN BE THE NAUGHTIEST DOG EVFUR!!!!!

So I started off new year REALLY SOOPER DOOPER BIG!!!! I eated an 11 OUNCE BAG of CHOCKLATEY MORSELS!!!!!

Mama & Papa didn't knowed it was me. Nope. But Bacon demanded the credits.

So after Mama & Papa gave me, Beanie & Izzy B. each a Tablespoon of Hydrogen Peroxide administratered via a SIRRRRINGE, I throwed up 3 times, and the whole back yard smelleded like Charlie's Chocolate Factory.

Then evfurrybody knowed it were ME BACON, who was naughtiest! Izzy just had a little bit. Beanie had none. He was too busy waiting for Mama to come back. But he did bring Mama the empty chocko chip bag the minute she returneded. So she knowed right away.

See Mama, you may call Beanie Tiny Satan, but YAY Bacon! I am bestest!

 

Blanket Forts & Caves

December 29th 2011 1:21 pm
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Dear Diary,

What a buster this here Winter has turned out to be so far!

OMD!

Bacon Beesun wants him's SNOW DOGGONE IT! Like yesfurday already!

In the meantimes, Bacon are making do with my one of my othfur favoritest past times...BLANKET FORTS!

Papa yells NO! NO! NO! But he cannot keep me outta the clean sheetses! And Mama does not has the hearts to deny the Bacon one of his most favoritest things!

So the minute my peepoles get into the bed, Bacon bounders up to the top and I digs and I burrows until I finds a point of entries and then Bacon tunnels under coverses and makes Blanky Time fun! YAY! It's the BESTEST! It's BACON'S FAVORITEST!

I race around beneaths the coverses from one end of the King-size bed to the other, like a little moley guy in a snow tunnel. Sometimes Mama stays up on top, and she squeezes my hinder through the blankies! HEEHEEHEE HOHOHO! That tickleses! No tickle the heinie, Mama!

After Papa stops his yelling, and resigns him's selves to the fact that Mama and Bacon win!!!!, me & Mama both get under the blankie and we PLAY!!!!! We hide from Beanie, until he comes and finds us.

Sometimes Mama battens down the hatchers and hides under the blankies until Bacon finds a way in to save her! We call that game search & rescue. When Bacon finds Mama I cover her with kisses.

Bacon usually makes sleepy times down at the footsie of the bed, where the peepole footsies sleep, but last night, I decided I was gonna have a blankie fort slumber party with Mama. So I curled up in the cave beside Mama, and I went night night.

Blankies are fun. But I still misses the Snow. :>(

 

Christmas Cardses!

December 22nd 2011 1:10 pm
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Dear Diary,

OMD!

The Cute Cardses Bacon has seened.

So cute, cute, cute!

Ebby & Ceeley on them's bi-cyclimakulls, OMD, Mama nearly shattered the glasses she were squealing so loud when she saw that one.

Evfurry night after work, Mama comes home and sits at the table and reads us the postie markers, to Papa, Bacon, Beanie & Izzy B.

"OMD!" She says, "Sabanna, Georgias!" "OMD! Canadia!" "OMD, Tuscaloosa!"

So many wonderfur furriends from faraway places! It makes Bacon feel all warm and fuzzery! Which are good, cause all my Bacon Belly Furs and arm pits hairs has disappeareded. My big fat belly are hairless, like my furriend Mr. Pickles the Chinese Crestereded Doggie! BOL!

And you knows how Bacon wuffs to be outside! Mama says it are a good thing it are unseasernabully warm and snowless this year!

But Bacon has lots of sweaters (and Belly fats...bol) to keeps me warm! BOL!!!

Santy Paws are coming, in just a couple more sleepy times. Mama says I has to be good. That are why I am gathering up all her shoeses and putting them on the chair. Bacon is a good boy. I helps Mama pick up!

Be good, evfurry pupses! And thank you for all the wonderfur Howlerday cards. They are magsniffyscents and they fills our heartses with the JOY and make all the Beesuns do zoomies!

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, evfurryfur & peepole!

 

Good Dental Hyjeans are IMPORTANT!!!!

December 14th 2011 12:45 pm
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Dear Diary,

Bacon WUFFS HIM'S TEEFS!

PURLEE White Chomperses are good for going "NOM, NOM, NOM" on EVFURRYTHING!

YESSIREE! I wuffs Teefs!

And I wuff my Mamm! Just like Beanie Weenie, I watches my Mama all the time, and I try to be just like her.

That are why last night...Bacon were sooooo confoozled.

I heard Papa downstairs yelling to the Mama, "Did you give Bacon a bulllleeee sticker?"

And Mama say to him, "NO! Why?"

"Well, him are upstairs chomp, chomp, chompering away on something!!!"

Then Papa comed lumbering up the stairs like Papas do, kaklompety klomp, kaklompety klomp, kaklompety klomp....

and he taked away from the Bacon the most wonderfur, magickal, minty fresh, silly strings of hyjeans!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Naughty Papa! Naughty! Then he taked the wonderfur magickal minty fresh silly strings of hyjeany goodness down to Mama and said, "LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOUR DOGGIE DID!"

Cause Bacon had to chew up the container of the silly sting of hyjeany goodness in order to get to the minty freshness, and then the string explodered on account of Bacon does not have the oppperzozahbull thumbses, which make it really hard to uses the silly strings of minty fresh goodness on my LARGE PURLY WHITE BACON CHOMPERSES!

Papa showed Mama the Baconatered pile of strings and plastickulls and he said I were NAUGHTY! OMD!

So the point of the matter are that Daddies does not understands the importances of good dental hyjeans, and the manyoofackchurerzes of the wonderfur, magickal, minty fresh silly strings of hyjeany goodness does not take doggies lacks of oppperzozahbull thumbses into the considerayshun when they is doing them's produckt designs and stuff.

Zoomies,

Bacon B.

 

Bacon are making his list and checking it twice...

November 30th 2011 2:56 pm
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Dear Diary,

This year Bacon told Mama I wanna give all my furriends all my most favoritest things...just like Boprah Winfree!

Bacon told Mama to wrap up the stockings full of dirts and snow and bully stickses and squeaky toyses and blankies and walkses.

Mama said, "But Bacon, we cannot afford to send all that stuffs to all your furriendses."

Bacon cried and cried and cried.

Then we maked a compromise. Mama said I could send my furriendses a nice howlerday card full of my Bacony wishes for them.

So if you are not in the Schnauzerses Rulez club exchange, pawlease pmail The Bacon your address and I will make sure Mama puts your name on my Chrissymess list!!!

Hugs & Wuff,

Bacon B. Chubalub Chunky Butt

 

Bacon are making his list and checking it twice...

November 30th 2011 2:12 pm
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Dear Diary,

This year Bacon told Mama I wanna give all my furriends all my most favoritest things...just like Boprah Winfree!

Bacon told Mama to wrap up the stockings full of dirts and snow and bully stickses and squeaky toyses and blankies and walkses.

Mama said, "But Bacon, we cannot afford to send all that stuffs to all your furriendses."

Bacon cried and cried and cried.

Then we maked a compromise. Mama said I could send my furriendses a nice howlerday card full of my Bacony wishes for them.

So if you are not in the Schnauzerses Rulez club exchange, pawlease pmail The Bacon your address and I will make sure Mama puts your name on my Chrissymess list!!!

Hugs & Wuff,

Bacon B. Chubalub Chunky Butt

 
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