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What's Shakin', Bacon?

They Stoled My Chouch

August 19th 2013 1:23 pm
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Dear Diary,

Bacon is "change-a-verse." This do not mean I like to make up new words to my favorite songs, like "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza" or "Scuse me, While I kiss this guy." Noooooo.

It means that Bacon do not like the changes.

So imagine Bacon's chagrin, when first Mama removed my big, fat, fluffy, sheet-covered, squwooshy pillowed doggie beds in the living rooms! Then Papa started tearing up my vomity-place carpets, and muddy paw tiles in the entry way.

BUT THE FINAL STRAWS that breaked the cairn terrier's back were when they brought in some new furnychairs. Bacon do not like leather furnychairs. How are I sposed to sit on the back of the furnychairs when there are no pillows? This are outragermuss.

Yesfurday I finerly jumped up on the highly unpredicktable furnychairs, that moves back and forths, and it were cold and slippery. Bacon does not like it.

Who does a guy gotta talk to, in order to get this stuff hauled away and get the old stuff back?

In the meantime, Bacon are organizing a boy-cott of the new furnychairs. Beanie are not on board. I am laying on the stairs until the old furnychairs comes back. There are a picfur in my photo book of the offensive new chairs. You will see how mizerybull Bacon is. They are terrorbull.

Bring back the old stuff.

Yours in Mizery,


Barked by: Wendy G

August 19th 2013 at 2:25 pm

Bacon, I r change aberse, tu. Eben da seesuns r changin' now an' I r nod habby. In fak, I hate eberyfing. *packs his bags to join the boycott*
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 2:59 pm

Yes, you come here, Mr. Cakes. Your famousosity are needed on the frontlines of the boycott!!!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 3:18 pm

I gots a leather couch... one thing about it is it's nice and cool when it hot outside in da summertimes... but our summers is hotter than yours.... And our old couch had a bigger back fur crawlin' up on than da leather one.. but after I seen Whitley climb up dere anyways, I joined her.

You can figger it out, Baconcakes....
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 5:43 pm

I'm not trying to get you in trouble but why not lift your leg and let the stream flow on the funnychairs? Maybe then the humans will get the message.

Do you need me to come over and show you how?

Barked by: Harley (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 6:12 pm

hey bakey we gots an old squooshy couch says you're welcome to come hang with us here in NY
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 7:05 pm

Protest.... loudly.........
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 7:06 pm

Omd...Papa will drop dead of a connipshun fit if we tinkle on the new chairs! Bol! Bol! Just wait until the new carpet gets here! I got a vomititis attack planned! I might be heading to your place after that, Harley! Bol! Bakey's gonna get murderated! Totally murderated!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 7:14 pm

**psssst! Bakey! We have a leather couch. It tastes a lot like a bully stick! 'Nuff said?**
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:56 pm

I was going to woof something too, about bully sticks and chew toys...what about trying to dig out a nesting pawlace right in the middles of that leather furrynewnuriture...see it even sounds like yummy chewing/digging stuff...Um muddy pws on it might soften up the leather fur better chewing times...and I see wood?
Give you your furry own chewing stick! Wow! You can do loads of artistic engraving there, too!

Growlmy has me by the collar now, dragging me away from here...something about stopping what I am woofing to you...
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 11:45 pm

Yeah, you can figure out how to climb on top of anything. I climb up every piece of furniture - some are trickier though. Like da futon Ally had at da partment. But I figured it out.
Barked by: Harley (Dogster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 5:21 am

Sounds like a plan Bakey....We'll be waitin for you....we'll leave the key under the doghouse mat.
Barked by: Toby Jo, forever loved (Dogster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 9:06 am

Wow Bacon, I thought I was the only one with the new furniture problem. We had the most awesome couch, soft and with a back we could lay on and watch our front yard. Mom and dad said they wanted a couch that we couldn't get up on. Why I ask? How can we do our job of watching the front yard? We're too short to see out the window without the awesome soft couch. Well, they did it, they got a new couch and the back is too skinny to lay on and we can't climb up it anyway, it's too high for us. If the boycott isn't over, I think me and my brudders will be there to join you!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 9:35 am

first Mom loves the new chairs and wishes she could have nice new furniture....but not happening here. I say embrace it!! BOL
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 9:59 am

Toby Jo...It's outragermuss, are it not? How is a dog sposed to see who is on his street if not from the lookout perch on the back of the sofa cushunnn???

Years of getting that cushunn squwooshed just perfectly to acckommodate our hinders are laid to waste. PHOOEY!

Petey, don't let your mama have no sales in your car house, and you bite her in the heiney if she starts moving bricks and bracks and stuff outside! That is the furst sign that new stuff is coming in!!!




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