What's Shakin', Bacon?

Home Alone: Part Bacon

March 4th 2013 10:07 am
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Dear Diary,

On Satterday, Beanie had to get him's hairs cut on account of him is a Scottie-wanna be, or a MamawannaScottie-be.

Mama & Papa had to run errands while Beanie was at the Booty Shop, so Mama say to me, "BakeaCake, you are a big boy now. You have to stay home all by yourself, okay?"

OMD!!! And then they furgotted to put the gate up to the upstairs.

Bacon were so nerfuss that maybe the Shrieky Shrieky Smokes Detecktor of Doom would malfunkshun again. First I got up on the coffee tables and I grabbed the bully stick that Mama put up there on Fryday. Then Bacon runned upstairs to Mama's big Queenie for a Day bed, and I snuggled up with my bully stick in all the scooshie blankies, and I kept a viggielent watch on the evful smoky detecktor, for elebenty billyun hourses, or dayses, or monthesses...until evfurrybody came home.

"OMD! OMD!" Mama & Papa said. "Look what a good boy Bacon was!!!! He didn't destroyed nutthing, and he didn't make no messes, and he didn't evfun eat the box of Famous Amoses that Mama left on the headboard!!!! Bacon Beesun, you is the BEST DOGGIE EVFUR."

Then they gived to the Bacon lots of hugs and squeezes, and Bacon wagged him's tail with his whole body, and I gave them smiles with my whole face, and I were very proud. Amen.

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 10:45 am

AMEN, so good you were! Trustworthy and all that...and AMEN to all of that!

You were so good to find the bully stick, that's what kept you out of the trouble dept...


Woofs!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 10:45 am

What a good boy you are! Maybe you don't need to have so many gate restrictions any more. I earned my Big Boy "doesn't have to be locked in his pen" badge a few weeks ago. So now I can run all over the house all the time. So much fur the "big buns" brother loafing around all day now. We can play and race up and down the stairs and over the chair and up on the sofa and look out the window, and oh boy, I'm just tired telling you all about it. Hope you get your Big Boy "doesn't have to be locked away from the stairs" badge real soon.
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 11:49 am

OMD!!! Congratchermatayshuns, Hammy!!!

Don't let Mama hear about Duncan's big buns! Oh brofur. I'll nevfur hear the end of it. Except for I am Mama's chunky monkey, too. But she says it are mostly my wolfie floof.

Part of the reason we has the gate, is not just for Bacon...Beanie is not 100% trusts-worthy, and Mama finds it are easier to find acksadents and urkagurkas if she has less ground to cover, when searching for oopsies. :)
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 12:05 pm

Way to go Bacon, I think you are growing up to be a very good mature boy!!!!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 12:15 pm

Good job Bacon! Keep up the good work!!!!!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 12:39 pm

Well DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 1:01 pm

Mr. Freckles, You are 100% CORRECT! Bacon did not chew on the bully stick, while Mama, Papa and Beanie were gone. I just kept it real close by, then Bakey could use it like Ninja throwing stick if Smoke Detecktor acted up! :>0
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 1:06 pm

YAY, Bacon!!! Whut a gud boy yu wuz!

It wood be a cold day in h....Ooops, I meen, I r neber weft awone cuz Momma finks it makeses me sad. Da twoof r I cood uze a lil' time by myselb wifout hur ooglin' an' googlin' 'bout my cuteness an' junk. Oy bey :D
Barked by: JAKIE O'BRIEN, FOREVER LOVED (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 1:17 pm

Way to go Bacon!! That was smart about keeping the bully stick jus in case dat smoke thingie acted up!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 1:23 pm

Good boy, Bacon! I'm proud of you!
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 2:17 pm

What a good boy you weere Bacon! It's nice to be good every once in a while but keep in mind that the humans need lots of challenges so make sure you do your "Bacon" stuff from time to time so they never quite know what to expect - BOL, BOL
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

March 4th 2013 at 9:40 pm

Good job Bacon!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2013 at 4:09 am

Good job, Bacon!!

But.....

You didn't eat the bully stick?? (***shakes head***) I duzn't unnerstand dat part... ya needs your energy ta defend the homestead!!
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2013 at 10:00 pm

Way to go, Bakey!!! Keep it up until you lull your pawrents into a false sense of security, and someday they'll leave you all alone with a houseful of food they furgot to put away--and it'll be PAWTY TIMES!!!!

 

Bacon


 

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