What's Shakin', Bacon?

Bacon Beesun - Teen Angel??? Mom Don't Think So!

June 25th 2012 12:47 pm
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Dear Diary,

Why must Bakey be a Teenager in Fluff????

OMD! Bacon Beesun are going through him's adolessons!

I has discovfurred the joys of rolling in stink pies. OMD! How come you older guys & girlses nevfur told Bacon your secrets???

Probably cause good stinks are only for the cool kids, right? LIKE ME, the Bacon, who are almost three, in three and three quarters monthses!

My brofur Ernie George would be so proud of me...I bet he can see me doing the gator in the front yard, the back yard, any yard! Bacon's highly attuned schnooter can sniff out a good pile of stink a mile away! Then I zoomie zoom zoom right ovfur and I flop ovfur and I GATOR MY LITTLE BAKEY HINDER OFF, until all the good stinks get absorbperated right into my beeyoooteefull Bacon furs.

Bakes are avfuraging 2.5 baths per day, these days. Mama says she longs for the good old days of remote control and woodwork-eating! BOL! Silly Mama.

Now Mama and Papa have started snoopervisoring my rolling activities. They see Bacon stop, drop and start to roll and they make angry yelling times! So I FREEZE, solid, cool like ICE, on my back, front and back feetses and leggies fully-extended, BIG Bakey grin with tongue hanging out, like a STATCHEW! That gets em evfurry time and they start to laff...and then they call me, and I unfreeze and go running ovfur to give them kissies.

Nobuddy can resist the Bakey cutie-time faces!

 
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 1:07 pm

Bacon, I have been voicing the joys of stink pies for years. I'm glad you have decided to "get with the program" and discover them yourself.

Puffy - always looking for some fresh stink to roll around in...
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 1:24 pm

BOL! Momma says your Momma should take a video of that, cause that would be HILARIOUS to see you frozen like a statue!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 1:25 pm

I got some good stinky junk in my front yard, untouched by me, cause it is on the wrong side of the fence...want me to send them to you?? I do believe it is goat doo-doo...from the neighbor's goats, BOL! I bet you never have gotten to do a good roll in that good doo-doo!

Did you get any of the flooding or too much rain?? We could use some of that...evfurrything is brown, crunchy and even dead around here...so bad, esp with way too hot weather, too.

Good to hear from you!
Woofs!
Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 2:02 pm

Puffy...you are wise beyond your yearses!!! Bakey can learn lots from you, Stink-rolling master!

Mama wishes she had a camera for yesterday. That was the furst time I did the freeze...It was just like I was in the bed on my back, just frozen. She & Dad thought I were HEEEEELARRYUSS! Bacon gots em wrapped around my pawses. :>) They wuffs my funny fuzzy face.

HI MR. FRECKLES!!! It are good to hear from you, too!!! OMD...we has gone from the famines to the feastesses with the rain. Mama & Papa went out on our boat, the Ernie George yesterday, and the lake is almost up over our dock. The geeses just hop right up on the dock and make stink pies all ovfur. I said, take Bakey on the boat! Take Bakey on the boat! I wuff goosie pies! But no dice.

We will send you some of our rain. Evfurrything is nice and green in the Beesunland.
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 6:40 pm

Well I was gonna offer up duck poop that is in our yard, but geese beat that by a long squirt for sure. Either way - sniff, plop, roll and repeat until caught!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 9:44 pm

Woof, Bakey! It's great to hear the latest news from the Mound! We don't get any good rolling out here, just grass and dead worms. But we don't get baffs evfurry day, either, BOL!!!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

June 26th 2012 at 1:30 am

No fair!! I gets da baths alla times cuz of my itchies, yet I never finds no stinkies to roll in....

Man, da stinks...BOL!

And Bacon, you is too cute for wordz!!!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

June 26th 2012 at 7:25 am

BOL, BOL. You rolling in the stinks. That are so funny. 2.5 baths per day, wow. I only get one a week and I think that's too many. We don't have any stinks in our yard other than the art installations I make. Duncan prefers to display his artwork around the neighborhood. I do roll in the dirt ever chance I get, does that count. I'm only 2 and 2 and a half months old, so I have some catching up to do on this teenage stuff.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

June 26th 2012 at 10:17 am

a good roll in the stinky stuff is very good,
Barked by: Isabella (Izzy) (Dogster Member)

July 10th 2012 at 12:41 pm

OMD, Bakey, that sounds awesome! Me and Rudy love to roll in stuff, and the stinkier the better. Sounds like you got it made!

 

Bacon


 

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