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What's Shakin', Bacon?
Bacon's BaycayshunsMarch 28th 2012 12:29 pm[ View A Comments (19) ]
Dear Diary,
Evfurry thing is trooly wonderfur and grate ovfur here in Mishigander land...except fur all dem weedes that growlmy is executing as she puts it, BOL! Me and her wish your Mama safe travfurs and a furry good time! And you Bacon, Shake your bunses! Woofs! Oh I will Mr. Jack!!! Mama says that this early springietime is her cuppa the tease! She says she already tried to order a truckload of the black dirt, but it are too early! A whole truckload of black dirt for me, the Bacon to dig in! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I bet all your pretty flower blossoms are blossoming, too! It's so early! OMD! It are a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat time to be alive!!! (p.s. Papa just notisses stuff like weedses and crabby grass, not the flowers...complain, complain, complain. But the crokersesses and daffydills is blooming!) Have fun with your butt bongos! And tell your momma to have fun in dat Loozy Anna place. I been dere and dey had some really yummy smellin' food, but my momma wouldn't give any of it to me because her are mean and greedy and aboosive and stuffs like dat. Oh Goodness, Whitley! Bacon are sure it are on account of how tiny your heinie is. Your Mama just wants you to maintain your tiny heinie. Howevfur, if you come to live here with Bakey & mine Mama, then I will show you how to make the hongry happy faces she cannot resist and you can get a big hinder like me and Ernie G. I know you would be really good at cute faces for cookies. But you cannot eat the rayzors here. Mama gets mad if we eat mettles stuff and stuff. She are funny like that. Momma don't let me eat da rayzors either. :( And my heinie are pretty big for and fluffy - I even gotsa shirt dat say Baby Got Back - BOL! But I am always working on gettin' it bigger. I think maybe my momma was workin' on dat too by hoggin' all dat cajun food for herselfs. Hab a gwate baycayshuns, Bacon an' Beanie an' Izzy, while yur Mama r away! Wate. Dat did nod sound wite!! Our daffydills r bwoomin', bud yes'day it wuz -14 degwees C in da early mornin' an' half ob our tuwips wuz killded :( We wuff our tuwips :( Hab a safe twip tu Weezyanna, Missus Beesun, an' stay 'way fwum dose 'gators :D (waving madly at LWD's Whitley & Cakeses!!!) Hey you guys!!! Zaidiecakes, this weather are NUTZ. Izzy B. hasn't seen nuttin' like it in the elbenty millyun years since I got borned. Up and down, up and down. That's so sad about your tulips. My Mama has a real pretty stack of prezzie wrapped up in her crafty time room for you & your Mama....where it have sat for weeks or months or something, until Mama can find the right box to mail it in to Canadia! I missus you guys! I hope you is all real happy and eating lotsa meatz and playin' lots. I am in big trubbles. You know how high a console table is? Back of the chouch high? Well, I won't tell Mama, but I figgered out a way to get up there and I've shredded 2 entire bags of treats in a week, and dumped out the garbage twice, too! And that's not evfun counting when I helped Bacon out with the bag of the Reeses!!! Mama says I'm getting naughtier by the minute! OH EM DEEEEE, has Izzy been having fun though! BAYL, Pals. I gotta snoopervise the packing of Mama's bagses. You be naughty, too, kay. so I don't look so bad. HEEHEEHEE. Make sure she doesn't forget to pack some dog hair to take with her. Mom says that's her favorite part of bacayshun is sitting taking to her friends and seeing a dog hair float by her face. BOL Have a wonderfur time playing with your daddy, Bakey!!! I don't suppose he'll bring you here to say Woof? Tell your mommy to have a wonderfur time, too. Maybe she'll bring you back some gator MEATZ!! OMD-- LoozyAnna?? If she goes to Lafayette, tell her to eat some Crawfish etouffee or crawfish enchilalas at PreJean's... not sure whut wuz in dose, but our Mommas wuz makin' da bliss sounds while dey wuz eatin' them. Too bad your Momma isn't coming into Texas.. right now the bluebonnets are blooming like CRAZY!! Momma hasn't seen them bloom so purdy in years... it'z like lakes of blue flowers all along da roadz!! Tell your Momma to be safe and you have fun gettin' your bongos played, Bacon!! BOL! and console surfin', Miss Izzy, and Beanie doin' whutever makes him happy so longs as he stays home! Hope your Momma has a woderfur time on her baycayshuns. You enjoy all that special time with your Papa and the new game. I don't think I'd like that. I don't have the big buns like Duncan. Our flowers are all blooming too. In fact the daffydillies are done already! Have a wonderful time ! OMD!! I gave your mama lots and lots of kisses all over her face and she called me a "grunty pig." I wuff your mama! I barked and tried to keep all these unruly fursibs in line while we had company. Oh boy they sure know how to embarrass a dignified girl. :) Bacon my HUA alum pal your mama is so cool!! I was a little hesitant to let her pet me at first, but then I warmed up to her. Them crazy mamas of ours made a sign about our old school and got their picfur taken at Avery Island. They's celebrities on HUA's FB page because of us. BOL!!! OMD!! I think your mama wanted to take me home with her cuz she said she loved me so many times. What can I say I'm just a loveable pretty gal! I steal everybody's heart who wuffs doggies. Of course you know what I did to your mama the first time I laid eyes on her?!! I knocked her over in all my excitements! She said I hit her like a tank! BOL!! Of course I had to give her tons of kissies...ain't nothing like a Rosie kiss and bitey face on her chinny chin chin!! But, I knowed she loved it all and loves me. I wuffs your mama! When you coming to visit with her? We could play all day longs while them mamas plays with gators. :) BOL!! Hey Bacon! I just wanted to chime in from the bridge. Ernie George and I brought our mamas together and while they visited we made sure the weather was pawfect despite the weatherman's predictions of rains. We gots special powers to do that when it's a special occasion. And, we watched over them while they went site seeing...maybe they just felt our presence a time or two. Love and hugs from the bridge. Spikesterman Wowf, it sure sounds like your mommy had a wonderfur time!! Maybew next time you can go, too! Hey Bacon! I just wanted to chime in from the bridge. Ernie George and I brought our mamas together and while they visited we made sure the weather was pawfect despite the weatherman's predictions of rains. We gots special powers to do that when it's a special occasion. And, we watched over them while they went site seeing...maybe they just felt our presence a time or two. Love and hugs from the bridge. 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March 28th 2012 at 12:33 pm